Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[yoyoyo1]

Galaxy vs Monterrey tonight is gonna be good. It was always gonna come down to the Galaxy wasn't it

 

[Jutt]

Galaxy vs Monterrey tonight is gonna be good. It was always gonna come down to the Galaxy wasn't it

Forgot to DVR this

 

[dennis roadman]

I just watched this match with no context whatsoever. While eating a torta at a Mexican joint. VIVA FUTBOL!

What was I watching, soccer brehs? Was this some big match?

relatively big match in the biggest club tourney in europe. 1st of 2 legs of a quarterfinal match between a team who will probably win the whole thing (madrid) and the people's club, the dope boys of the sick man of europe, the place where stars go to shine and real brehs go to dine, sweet sweet galatasaray

unfortunately for the good of humanity, galatasaray now has to score 3 goals and allow 0 in the next leg (at their park) to even sniff advancing to the semis

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Can I just say that of all the coli developments, the "struggle ____" is my favorite. The very concept of a struggle plate makes me laugh uncontrollably. I'm honestly chuckling while writing this. Every time a new struggle term is coined I lose it.

Struggleroni had me seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.

Someone dropped struggle nukes in regards to North Korea's arsenal.

Struggle bars is awful, but just about everything else is

 

[mastermind]

"struggle ____________" is not originally from the Coli.

I discovered it on black twitter a couple of years ago around Thanksgiving when the concept of "struggle plate" sprouted up.

 

[Jutt]

relatively big match in the biggest club tourney in europe. 1st of 2 legs of a quarterfinal match between a team who will probably win the whole thing (madrid) and the people's club, the dope boys of the sick man of europe, the place where stars go to shine and real brehs go to dine, sweet sweet galatasaray

unfortunately for the good of humanity, galatasaray now has to score 3 goals and allow 0 in the next leg (at their park) to even sniff advancing to the semis

So tragically poetic breh

I poured out a lil somethin for you brehs thats been riding the movement

 

[Roaden Polynice]

My term 'struggle fukk' has yet to catch on.

 

[gho3st]

so Joey Barton outchea calling Thiago Silva "Ladyboy"??


does that mean his looks make Barton feel some kinda way??

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Mou

 

[dennis roadman]

My term 'struggle fukk' has yet to catch on.

i might start struggle fukkin on purpose now

 

[Scottie Drippin]

i might start struggle fukkin on purpose now

I wish you'd give a struggle fukk about our business venture

 

[dennis roadman]

I wish you'd give a struggle fukk about our business venture

i got ki's comin from overseas

 

[Scottie Drippin]

i got ki's comin from overseas

@Montez and Kunty fronted the 200g's?

But wait, ki's is one and two-fifth, so how we flip?

Thirty-two grams, chop that in half, that's sixteen, double that, times three, split the profit by four, subtract it by eight (papi taxes), back to sixteen, but we got another two that frush is bringing through.

 

[dennis roadman]

@Montez and Kunty fronted the 200g's?

But wait, ki's is one and two-fifth, so how we flip?

Thirty-two grams, chop that in half, that's sixteen, double that, times three, split the profit by four, subtract it by eight (papi taxes), back to sixteen, but we got another two that frush is bringing through.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Thought we was fam