Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Sam Peel]

 

[dennis roadman]

let's post the whitest things we find on our facebook/twitter/etc feeds:

Bay Area Broski(e)s,

I'm looking to move out of the Berkeley Hills and into San Francisco proper--I'm thinking the Mission, but am definitely open to other options--sometime in early 2014. If you hear of any leads or have any open roommate spots yourself, lemme know! I'm into ultimate frisbee, rock climbing, board games of assorted complexity, bar trivia, Jeopady!, coffee shops, reading, drawing, cooking, reasoned discourse, music, long hikes and mid-range scotch.

 

[yoyoyo1]

wow, thats not even fair

thats like some kind of marketers amalgamation of urban white people surveys

 

[Scottie Drippin]

let's post the whitest things we find on our facebook/twitter/etc feeds:

How you gonna win the game off jump like that?

 

[yoyoyo1]

like a festive holiday

 

[dennis roadman]

How you gonna win the game off jump like that?

i'm giving my best effort in 2014, no more fukkin around and playing catch up

starting with posting multi-tiered whiteness

oh and this dude's dad is a literary critic http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/23/21-writers-workshops/

 

[Roaden Polynice]

If I wasn't on mobile "Christmas Jammies" would own this.

 

[dennis roadman]

If I wasn't on mobile "Christmas Jammies" would own this.

no pics allowed, just status updates

unless you wanna post pics

 

[Roaden Polynice]

no pics allowed, just status updates

unless you wanna post pics

Google Christmas Jammies. It's a video.

shyt has been posted on my newsfeed about 10 times this week

 

[dennis roadman]

Google Christmas Jammies. It's a video.

shyt has been posted on my newsfeed about 10 times this week

that is white as shyt. i feel like you win just for me not having even heard of this

 

[concise]

brehs, is there an android app comparable to the Fourfourtwo Stats Zone app? The selection looks like trash .

 

[yoyoyo1]

Merry Christmas Fulham, Merry Christmas English Soccer Fans

 

[SCORCH]

Got into the most ridiculous argument with a middle-aged Indian woman at Asda today.

Christmas eve shopping is already hectic as fook and this mug is queuing up with no trolley/basket talking about I’m saving this space/my stuff is on the way. So I told her while you’re waiting I’ll go ahead, her stuff still hadn’t arrived by the time the person ahead of us was being served. For whatever reason she refused, there were at least three people behind me and she thought we'd all wait there for her while whoever she was with was brought her stuff.

After a few back and forths she moved out of the way and said “you’re not a nice person”. I've heard worse tbh so didn't really respond, just told her go find your trolley love.

Then she looked at my stuff – I was doing a small shop brehs, you know, just the essentials like bread, milk, bottled water, fruits, shower gels and paper towels – then she said “look at your trolley, you don’t eat like a normal person”.

I literally burst out laughing and said ‘what does that even mean?’

She walked off muttering something in her language.

 

[thatrapsfan]

Long read but it almost makes Suarez and Uruguay endearing:
http://roadsandkingdoms.com/2013/the-suarez-conundrum/

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

merry christmas brehs

cant wait to get drunk off that henny tomorrow.