Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[dennis roadman]

the richard sherman bullshyt it's funny because with both this and the jameis winston post-game speech, i was with my boys who are on the hood end of the spectrum, and both times we were all applauding and talking about how we were now bigger fans of the respective player

and then we go our separate ways and it turns out america is furious at people being who they are.

it's why i've gotten on the brehs in here when they begin talking about how chelsea has no class, you cant buy class, titles dont equal class et al. it's a total bullshyt term clutched tightly by either the losing fanbase or the one that used to win and is trying to cope with not winning. at least with the chels it's not racist tho

been a long time since @yoyoyo1 showed up with a random screen name. breh used to be in and out like every other day

@Grams i feel like that thumbs up is a little dismissive breh, you wanna talk?

 

[unstoppable589]

As a city fan....

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

OP is a devil like the rest of them. Pay him no mind. White people won't even exist after too long because the Most High hates them.

@yoyoyo1 thread had potential

As a city fan....

how long you been a city fan

 

[Roadie pipeher]

Don't know any city fans either

 

[Grams]

@Grams i feel like that thumbs up is a little dismissive breh, you wanna talk?

I want the ___ sick fam, absolutely sick to become a regular catchphrase





People wanna talk about United fans being bandwagon...not when there wasn't a single City fan in America before 2011






Brehs tell me why it hasn't even been a full week into spring semester and I'm already counting down the days till spring break

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Because spring break is great?

Except (an aside) I never got to go to Mexico for Spring Break.

It's cliche as fukk but I wanted to go down there and get crabs, destroy the beaches, go to one of those 'shows', binge drink, brag about buckets of nickel Coronas on the beach, pour a corona on a sun-drenched pair of t*ts, wipe my maw on a Mexican stripper's middle bits and return home with impunity, continuing life without ever once displaying a hint of contrition and resume my studies in my plush mountain college hoping that my face doesn't betray the fact that I'm dead inside just like everyone else

 

[dennis roadman]

where was the yoyo thread?

you can always go to some random foreign place and act a goddamn fool anytime you want. and remain unnoticeably dead inside

 

[ridge]

yo im

 

[ridge]

Falcao out for 6 months. Will likely miss the Cup.

Checking Colombia's group, they got Greece, Ivory Coast, and Japan. They can still get through without Falcao.

i havent seen anything saying 6 months

link?

 

[Roaden Polynice]

DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE G
ANOTHER GOAL BARDS-LEY
PENALTY SAVES FROM MANON-NE
DO NOT CHAT TO ME

haha, that made me chuckle

where was the yoyo thread?

you can always go to some random foreign place and act a goddamn fool anytime you want. and remain unnoticeably dead inside

True. But there's always been that mystique about Mexico to me, like it's some rite of passage. I blame those goddamn late nite Girls Gone Wild infomercials

Truth is though as a freshman/soph in college it sounded like the mutt's nuts. It honestly sounds lame as fukk now

 

[mastermind]

where was the yoyo thread?

you can always go to some random foreign place and act a goddamn fool anytime you want. and remain unnoticeably dead inside

in the bushes. novel idea, imo.


I really wish I did hte Spring Break thing. Being broke isnt nice brehs.

 

[Grams]

Because spring break is great?

Except (an aside) I never got to go to Mexico for Spring Break.

It's cliche as fukk but I wanted to go down there and get crabs, destroy the beaches, go to one of those 'shows', binge drink, brag about buckets of nickel Coronas on the beach, pour a corona on a sun-drenched pair of t*ts, wipe my maw on a Mexican stripper's middle bits and return home with impunity, continuing life without ever once displaying a hint of contrition and resume my studies in my plush mountain college hoping that my face doesn't betray the fact that I'm dead inside just like everyone else

It's more me not wanting to be in school than any Mexico party arty ting.

Spoiler

I need happy pills

 

[So UnThotful]

it was all good just a few months ago

 

[dennis roadman]

i pride myself on being a world traveler and all that, but mexico seems unappealing to me. i'm sure i'd find incredible places there, but im not going there on my own volition

i dont really go out anymore, all the money i dont spend on drinks and bars that i dont really enjoy, i just spend on international flights.

and i've thought about happy pills sometimes too tbh. shyt scressful breh. but i tend to overdo shyt that makes me feel good sooooo

 

[Grams]

i pride myself on being a world traveler and all that, but mexico seems unappealing to me. i'm sure i'd find incredible places there, but im not going there on my own volition

i dont really go out anymore, all the money i dont spend on drinks and bars that i dont really enjoy, i just spend on international flights.

and i've thought about happy pills sometimes too tbh. shyt scressful breh. but i tend to overdo shyt that makes me feel good sooooo

I know your history ock, allow the happy pills. You've come too far