Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete
Grams
Grams Grands Gucci G'd Up
Using footballsoccer analogies for every day life >>>>>>>>>>>>>
Hooking up your breh with a pontential ting = through ball
Getting a good grade on a test/exam you thought you failed = 2012 Chelsea
The window of opportunity you have to bag a girl before it's too late = transfer window
When a girl makes the first move and/or offers sex first = free transfer
Speedwalking to the last seat on the bus while someone's tryna do the same = 50/50 ball
The boyfriend who's preventing you from securing a ting = goalie
Talking to a "young" girl = looking towards your youth team
Talking yourself out of the p*ssy, job, potential network = own goal
When you think a girl is perfect but you find out she has horrible personality traits = failing the medical
Attractive girl you're thirsting over = transfer target
Coming out clean in an awkward situation = chest control
When someone drops that ETHER = two footed tackle
Asking a girl out when you know she's most likely gonna reject you = long ball
When someone is being disrespectful = offside
Being clever/witty real quick = one touch finish
Taking a slight L to save yourself from a bigger L = professional foul
Saving yourself from a potential L at the last possible minute = goal line clearance
I'm wavy brehs allow me. I hope I get a rete tonight
Hooking up your breh with a pontential ting = through ball
Getting a good grade on a test/exam you thought you failed = 2012 Chelsea
The window of opportunity you have to bag a girl before it's too late = transfer window
When a girl makes the first move and/or offers sex first = free transfer
Speedwalking to the last seat on the bus while someone's tryna do the same = 50/50 ball
The boyfriend who's preventing you from securing a ting = goalie
Talking to a "young" girl = looking towards your youth team
Talking yourself out of the p*ssy, job, potential network = own goal
When you think a girl is perfect but you find out she has horrible personality traits = failing the medical
Attractive girl you're thirsting over = transfer target
Coming out clean in an awkward situation = chest control
When someone drops that ETHER = two footed tackle
Asking a girl out when you know she's most likely gonna reject you = long ball
When someone is being disrespectful = offside
Being clever/witty real quick = one touch finish
Taking a slight L to save yourself from a bigger L = professional foul
Saving yourself from a potential L at the last possible minute = goal line clearance
I'm wavy brehs allow me. I hope I get a rete tonight
Using footballsoccer analogies for every day life >>>>>>>>>>>>>
Hooking up your breh with a pontential ting = through ball
Getting a good grade on a test/exam you thought you failed = 2012 Chelsea
The window of opportunity you have to bag a girl before it's too late = transfer window
When a girl makes the first move and/or offers sex first = free transfer
Speedwalking to the last seat on the bus while someone's tryna do the same = 50/50 ball
The boyfriend who's preventing you from securing a ting = goalie
Talking to a "young" girl = looking towards your youth team
Talking yourself out of the p*ssy, job, potential network = own goal
When you think a girl is perfect but you find out she has horrible personality traits = failing the medical
Attractive girl you're thirsting over = transfer target
Coming out clean in an awkward situation = chest control
When someone drops that ETHER = two footed tackle
Asking a girl out when you know she's most likely gonna reject you = long ball
When someone is being disrespectful = offside
Being clever/witty real quick = one touch finish
Taking a slight L to save yourself from a bigger L = professional foul
Saving yourself from a potential L at the last possible minute = goal line clearance
I'm wavy brehs allow me. I hope I get a rete tonight
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
When a gaggle of unattractive women walk by - Group of Death
Breaking up with a broad with no breakup sex - Bosman
Send a dikk pick to a girl with a man - Tapping Up
When you run a joke into the ground on a message board - Fergie Time
*drops mic*
Breaking up with a broad with no breakup sex - Bosman
Send a dikk pick to a girl with a man - Tapping Up
When you run a joke into the ground on a message board - Fergie Time
*drops mic*
Grams
Grams Grands Gucci G'd Up
Moyes Time
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
when you're putting the condom on and she's already got two fingers up her = own goal
cause like, she put it in her self, herself m8s
telling a girl you definitely want to bang that she's just "ok" = mourinho press conference
cause like, she put it in her self, herself m8s
telling a girl you definitely want to bang that she's just "ok" = mourinho press conference
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
Dawson is gonna look great tomorrow 
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
Daylight savings time this weekend
Though more light at night, I ain't even mad
Though more light at night, I ain't even mad
Grams
Grams Grands Gucci G'd Up
I'll see all you mandem at the start of next EPL season. Somebody else make the CL final thread fock this brehs I'm the definition of done/finished/fed up right now.
@EQ. non-existent God willing we both end up in pawg paradise one day still
@Premeditated @mastermind @SubZeroDegrees keep #MidnightBoyz going strong
@Montez keep ya head up
@Bertie Smalls keep posting pics
@Bury Da Bwoy secure that terrorist ting
@yoyoyo1 @concise maybe I'll see you at a RB game prob not innit
@horse. kills @mastermind fukk DC United
@penfield settle down with a Jewish girl fock it
@Ari Gold Bawse @gho3st @BLAZO da GAWD United will be back in 10 years maybe
@SCORCH enjoy trying to fend off city
@Don Rhymus must be nice being a #CaramelBoy
@Liu Kang merci mon frere
@Gandolpiffini big up to you for always 5 starring my TLR threads
@Tuaminator
Still.
@EQ. non-existent God willing we both end up in pawg paradise one day still
@Premeditated @mastermind @SubZeroDegrees keep #MidnightBoyz going strong
@Montez keep ya head up
@Bertie Smalls keep posting pics
@Bury Da Bwoy secure that terrorist ting
@yoyoyo1 @concise maybe I'll see you at a RB game prob not innit
@horse. kills @mastermind fukk DC United
@penfield settle down with a Jewish girl fock it
@Ari Gold Bawse @gho3st @BLAZO da GAWD United will be back in 10 years maybe
@SCORCH enjoy trying to fend off city
@Don Rhymus must be nice being a #CaramelBoy
@Liu Kang merci mon frere
@Gandolpiffini big up to you for always 5 starring my TLR threads
@Tuaminator
Still.
mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
I'll see all you mandem at the start of next EPL season. Somebody else make the CL final thread fock this brehs I'm the definition of done/finished/fed up right now.
@EQ. non-existent God willing we both end up in pawg paradise one day still
@Premeditated @mastermind @SubZeroDegrees keep #MidnightBoyz going strong
@Montez keep ya head up
@Bertie Smalls keep posting pics
@Bury Da Bwoy secure that terrorist ting
@yoyoyo1 @concise maybe I'll see you at a RB game prob not innit
@horse. kills @mastermind fukk DC United
@penfield settle down with a Jewish girl fock it
@Ari Gold Bawse @gho3st @BLAZO da GAWD United will be back in 10 years maybe
@SCORCH enjoy trying to fend off city
@Don Rhymus must be nice being a #CaramelBoy
@Liu Kang merci mon frere
@Gandolpiffini big up to you for always 5 starring my TLR threads
@Tuaminator
Still.
so you havent watched the shield and boardwalk empire?
swear wilshere got injured in the first half and hodgson kept him on
I haven't tbh
Which one should I watch first?
Torres? Really breh?@SCORCH Walker defending HazardNaughton marking Schurle
fukk it, im just watching to be entertained
We all know Sherwood is gonna flood the midfield and it'll be a shyt on a stick game because all Chelsea know is the counter-attack.
Dawson is gonna look great tomorrow
