Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[EQ.]

There is no way Bale is faster than Lennon or Walcott. Valencia at the top is rubbish as well. Get these "CACulations" outta here

bale is the yellow shoes, azza has a headstart on him but look at how much ground he covers

 

[Grams]

Grampaolo Platzzini on the scene again

Shoutout OFT mandem

 

[dennis roadman]

Thinking about converting to Islam in order to have purpose in life. @Tuaminator we outchea? (pause)

Tua you're muslim?

Learn something new errday



It's funny...I've those same thoughts before as well

just converted to judaism brehs feels great

“Any time I’m at a book party or reading, and soccer comes up in conversation, I find myself surrounded by young men in shabby-genteel, loosely fitting tweed jackets gushing over the Gunners

been tellin yall it was a team for pussies

i never realized it but i actually instinctively only talk football with foreigners, even if they're bandwagoners, at least they just fukk with the sport and aren't trying to show me how cultured they are.

one of my colleagues at the job is a glaswegian in his late 40s/early 50s who right in the middle of a meeting will just drop these stories about going to celtic park, ibrox, stamford bridge, old trafford in the 70s and 80s. got me and this romanian dude in there like

 

[Grams]

@horse. kills Judaism is a gutter religion tbf

 

[dennis roadman]

@horse. kills Judaism is a gully religion tbf

fixed

muslims and christians just readin our mail anyway

 

[Scottie Drippin]

OFT looking like the gaza strip now but where does @Forza Lecce stand

 

[dennis roadman]

OFT looking like the gaza strip now but where does @Forza Lecce stand

naw breh it's all love hamas and irgun can both eat swine dikk

we just need benayoun back so he can play with salah

 

[Scottie Drippin]

naw breh it's all love hamas and irgun can both eat swine dikk

we just need benayoun back so he can play with salah

What if Anelka cottonelles from the stands though

 

[dennis roadman]

What if Anelka cottonelles from the stands though

ima let cousin avi speak to anelka on that one

Spoiler

 

[Grams]

Midnight Boyz movement really helping my confidence

 

[SCORCH]

Yeah, my bwoys at the game...I can't remember if its the same brother that captains an england team too, like the U-16's or something

Once he settled down after 10-15 mins he was ballin. Quick feet, low centre of gravity and dribbled past players like they weren't there. Breh was looking like a young Lahm out there

 

[Grams]

These next 2 weeks are gonna be tout ou rien for me brehs. Wish me all the luck in the world

 

[dennis roadman]

These next 2 weeks are gonna be tout ou rien for me brehs. Wish me all the luck in the world

you've gone from british jamaican to french muslim

 

[thatrapsfan]

Wonder what Mannone is gonna do with that bonus cash from Abu Dhabi

 

[thatrapsfan]

i'd like to see you try breh, those are some tough motherfukkers

maybe its doubly offensive to you bandwagon types, as if being one of those stereotypical hipsters wasnt enough, they are infringing on your favorite football teams as well

when did yoyoyo make this dark heel turn to rage against the machine style posting ?