Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Grams]

For my brehs who watch Veep and House of Cards. JLD the Gawdess aka Selina sending for Kevin Spacey @3:27 SPOILER alert though

 

[Sam Peel]

 

[dennis roadman]

Think I had the dumbest conversation ever yesterday brehs. Some broad tried to convince me that that movie "The Other Woman" starring Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann, and a giggling pair of t*ts, currently sitting at 24% on rotten tomatoes, was a better film than not only a specific Wes Anderson movie, BUT HIS ENTIRE FILMOGRAPHY. She then had to nerve to say that she enjoys films that make her think and leave her with a message

I just can't sometimes. It was one of those days when you just want to lay down on the sidewalk and give up already.

Also been talking to a girl who is essentially a female one-upper, which is so much more annoying than you would believe.

So I'm meeting some winners guys. I'll post back once I get to that #crankyoncocettes stage eh.

lie down*

 

[TheFryingDutchman]

Dare to Zlatan

 

[Yayo Toure]

b..b....but he only scores tap-ins.

 

[Sam Peel]

 

[Grams]

My breh Adomah is on the ting

 

[Grams]

If love is surrenderrrrrrrrrrr

Then whoooooooooooooo's?

Then who's war is it anywaaaaaaaaaaay?




DOOOO JUUUUUST WHAT I TELL YOOOOOUUUU
AND NO ONE WILL GET HUUUUUUUUURRRRRTTTTTT
DON'T COME INNNNNN ANY CLOSERRRRRRRRR
Cuz I don't know how long I can hold my heart in two

Shoutout my fellow Eastside breh Rocky for putting me on

 

[Roaden Polynice]

lie down*

Could care less.

 

[yoyoyo1]

lol @ "Frou Frou" , hadn't heard of them since they had that song on the Garden State soundtrack




actually, a good song

 

[dennis roadman]

Could care less.

precede with your original thought then

 

[NSSVO]

Real choked?

 

[Liu Kang]

Discover the breh Bombino last year at a festival. Been hooked on that Tuareg rock since

Spoiler

 

[Gilver]

Had a productive night last night. Time to send out the next day texts and see what sticks.

Now there's two missing from there as well, which makes eight. Pat could be a dude(nah it's part of her second name not sure why i saved it as that lolz).

The law of averages say at least 3 must be good looking IMO.

I have three on facebook from last night, one is meh but i'd hit. Another is pretty ugh(think she's a yank, the number she gave me is weird as hell and looks american). And one is this pretty amazing mixed race girl.

So we're working to about that ratio. Two have already replied and seem keen. It's about to get very confusing.

#Lad

#SevereOnSlags

 

[Gilver]

Me: You out tonight?

Girl 2: No i have a show tomorrow!

Me: What kind of show?

Girl 2: Dance show, i do dance at uni remember?



Do i fukk remember love


The fact that i asked you to meet me on the dance floor last night via text then didn't recognise you when you tapped me on the shoulder maybe should have gave that away