Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Roaden Polynice]

Started reading Grantland again on a whim. I took a break, which is to say I stopped reading it, some time ago. I reached halfway through an article when I became startled. The clues were all there. The stuffy writing, the mechanical prose, the pretentiousness...I was reading a Brian Phillips article.

About forgot about that fukker.

I know my nikka @yoyoyo1 knows what I'm talking about

 

[Max B]

closet???

I'm actually kind of offended.

 

[thatrapsfan]

wait so black Americans are entitled to support african teams?

by commutative property, americacs won

system is rigged breh #inherently

oh yeah and...

what are canada's chances this summer?

oh my fault you're african

the motherland


what are somalia's chances this summer?

He's from Somaliland

 

[yoyoyo1]

Started reading Grantland again on a whim. I took a break, which is to say I stopped reading it, some time ago. I reached halfway through an article when I became startled. The clues were all there. The stuffy writing, the mechanical prose, the pretentiousness...I was reading a Brian Phillips article.

About forgot about that fukker.

I know my nikka @yoyoyo1 knows what I'm talking about

I hate that fakkit. I hear ya breh. Its like pretend-highbrow, and nothing can be more offensive.

 

[thatrapsfan]

The only thing Naija has over Ghana is the defense.

Midfield, Forwards, and depth, Ghana's just much better. They may have better coaching too.

Chances of African nations getting out of the group stage, from worst to first

5. Algeria - In four years tho with Bentaleb, Ghilas, and Ghoulam they might be )
4. Cameroon - God, what a crap side. Eto'o ain't got a chance.
3. Nigeria - decent team, but Argentina and Bosnia are clearly better than them right now
2. Ghana - They're only number 2 because of their draw.
1. Ivory Coast - Cakewalk draw, but hampered by the fact that they're Ivory Coast.

Algeria should be 4th at the very least and I think they have the easiest draw out of all 5. They've been looking very good in friendlies and qualifiers. Ghilas and Bentaleb ain't even locks for starting, their midfield is very technically skilled. I think they'll finish runners up in that group and that Belgium match will be much closer than people expect.

 

[gho3st]

touch by Nani

 

[dennis roadman]

Canada's team is in shambles to many players leaving to play for other countries like hargreaves and de guzman. Until hockey isnt the number one sport..canada will forever not even get a sniff of the world cup but hopefully with more academys opening up and the youth set-up are showing promises..so hoping for things to change in the future

don't feel like reading rehashed excuses about an absolutely trash national team so i'll just answer my own question myself

Spoiler

nothing

He's from Somaliland

even worse

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Heat getting gunned up and clapped quick

 

[KingHurst]

trademarking penc00n

maybe its for that reason but to me the breh penfield is one of the coolest negritos in OFT

 

[Max B]

don't feel like reading rehashed excuses about an absolutely trash national team so i'll just answer my own question myself

Spoiler

nothing

Well i tried to explain to you why we suck but whatever floats your boat i guess

 

[dennis roadman]

Well i tried to explain to you why we suck but whatever floats your boat i guess

when did i ask why canada's NT sucked?

 

[Max B]

when did i ask why canada's NT sucked?

You asked what are canadas chances this summer? I explain to you that we suck and why arent in this years world cup. It comes to down to canadian soccer association aka CSA. Its the upper management which ruined canadas future in soccer...but with the recently improvements showing from out youth team.. we are atleast going on the right path

 

[dennis roadman]

You asked what are canadas chances this summer?

that's not the same question as "why is canada awful at soccer?" tho

all you gotta do is write "we dont have any chance because we're not good enough to qualify

"

 

[Max B]

that's not the same question as "why is canada awful at soccer?" tho

all you gotta do is write "we dont have any chance because we're not good enough to qualify

"

Ok were garbage

But concacaf is rigged

 

[dennis roadman]

Ok were garbage

But concacaf is rigged

victim mentality

@thatknickfan come get your compatriot, he's embarrassing yall