Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[frush11]

Real Madrid, these motherfukks using Chicarito to get that Mexican guap. Them Chicarito Madrid shirts going to flying off the shelves, hate working on transfer day, have fun britches

 

[mastermind]

Wumger doing a charity match today

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

rumour has it Mendes offered Moutinho to United...

Mendes needs to get us a DM or CB instead

hes blessing us though

 

[SCORCH]

Real Madrid, these motherfukks using Chicarito to get that Mexican guap. Them Chicarito Madrid shirts going to flying off the shelves, hate working on transfer day, have fun britches

 

[Hater]

Herrera and Blind...

we do need a real DM though, but so do you

idk why we haven't signed De Goon yet. it's a perfect fit.

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

You see that. Dude giving it all and once the job his done for the club, he leaves for another one to help again. So beautiful


Buttaz meaning 5, 6 ?
I can't discuss tastes but I think she's pretty (solid 7 even more when she has brown hair) though I agree with you that her being an actress enhances somehow her look for most people.

I'm not really gonna give a number but she isn't like ugly ugly...but shes just ehh, like you have to look at her from a specific angle to think she looks good...she has no body or any feature that's striking (like kate upton should be thanking jah for he titties cos she has top 5 woat celebrity body shape) and she has a weird face...a real litmus test for a females beauty is if she can pull off short hair and she looked status...i'm just saying if she was just a regular chick and she was your girl you wouldn't be bragging showing pics of her to your boys would you? Keep it 1hunnid

Anyway, that's just my opinion, i'm not going to argue with anyone if she's their wave

 

[nyknick]

Falcao loan is a great move but I don't wany to lose my breh Welbeck

As frustrating as it is to watch him at times (anywhere close to goal) I love that breh.

His first touch (outside the box)

Speed and agility

Work rate and defending when on the wing

Fergie use of him when putting on that masterclass in Madrid before we was robbed

What's your midfield saying doe? Herrera still working on his passing?

Like a new signing

 

[mastermind]

Herrera and Blind...

we do need a real DM though, but so do you

Don't worry about us, we ain't doing shyt today.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Falcao, how the fukk


And Moutinho, there's no way

 

[Captain Crunch]

Falcao

20m for a one-year loan

WOAT summer.

Your avy
Didn't know there was a squad that rocked the Moor's Head like that.

 

[mastermind]

Jennifer Lawrence's face is not hot to me at all, imma be real.

 

[NSSVO]

 

[Jazzy B.]

So Falcao's gone to United on a loan deal(though his agent is saying it's a permanent)

That midfield and defence stays looking though, the lack of balance

United struggle to create chances compared to the likes of Arsenal and City and the team is demoralised without Ferguson, so

This also isn't the same Falcao that played for Atletico, his knee is crocked and he's just come back from surgery, reminds me of a striker who signed for Chelsea 3 and a half years ago, who also played for Atletico Madrid.

 

[OneManGang]

So Falcao's gone to United on a loan deal(though his agent is saying it's a permanent)

That midfield and defence stays looking though, the lack of balance

United struggle to create chances compared to the likes of Arsenal and City and the team is demoralised without Ferguson, so

This also isn't the same Falcao that played for Atletico, his knee is crocked and he's just come back from surgery, reminds me of a striker who signed for Chelsea 3 and a half years ago, who also played for Atletico Madrid.

When did Falcao play for Atleti ?

Edit: forgot all about that stint.

 

[J-Nice]

Falcao to United, Cerci to Roma, Rabiot to Roma, and nothing to Arsenal.

At least Roma and Atleti are gonna be good this season buying all our fukking targets while we'll depend on a Yaya nogoals and a flabby sick duo of Flamini and Arteta as our DM's.

This old senile croissant eating french fakkit has lost the fukking plot for sure.

With the way this team is playing, were a 5th place team at best.