Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[StraxStrax]

Gylfi with a sick pass

 

[Scottie Drippin]

wake up to news of another jozy hat trick

GOAL AZ Alkmaar - Roda JC 1-0 Jozy Altidore 16-9-2012 - YouTube

Has every goal he's scored this season looked like that? Drift out wide on the counter-attack, play a give and go and then score approaching the goal from left?

shyt is looking as unstoppable as the sky hook

 

[Scottie Drippin]

I don't understand how dudes hit the club with other dudes. It's all about going with the attractive girl(s) that you're not attracted to. Got VIP and drink credits in the hot spot in town because I got on my evil genius and invited out a girl that I knew the doorman of said club is obsessed with.

Walked into that bytch like






It was a gimmick event night too so the door charge was like $30 Hell no nikkas

 

[Mané Swagincha]

Reading shouldve been given a penalty in the 1st half

Webb

 

[frush11]

I don't understand how dudes hit the club with other dudes. It's all about going with the attractive girl(s) that you're not attracted to. s

Why don't you understand this? Simply most men don't have an attractive female in their lives that they are not attracted to, shyt most men don't even have an attractive female in their lives, in any circumstances.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Why don't you understand this? Simply most men don't have an attractive female in their lives that they are not attracted to, shyt most men don't even have an attractive female in their lives, in any circumstances.

That's just a foreign ass concept to me breh. I'm always recruiting members for the bytch Mob Task Force

 

[frush11]

That's just a foreign ass concept to me breh. I'm always recruiting members for the bytch Mob Task Force

Yeah to you

 

[mastermind]

its a good concept, I used to do it in college. Just befriend attractive chicks who were too ditsy for me to do much with.

I quit it tho because I really dont like stupid girls. They want to talk about the problems that are a direct result of their stupidity.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Thigh tats are sexy to me, but breast tats doesn't do me anything.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Bale goal

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

AVB satisfied.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

its a good concept, I used to do it in college. Just befriend attractive chicks who were too ditsy for me to do much with.

I quit it tho because I really dont like stupid girls. They want to talk about the problems that are a direct result of their stupidity.

Yeah I don't communicate with them before 10PM on Thursdays. Once you prove yourself to be a solid person to party with and wind up in varying levels of debauchery, they're inclined to tag along, and it just becomes a cycle. They in turn draw in masterless bytch mobs, and you pick those ones off like a sniper.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

The b*stard is on

 

[Roaden Polynice]

bytch Mob Task Force

Wish I had a cool name for the females in my life. I just call them all either 'broad' or by their name

 

[Scottie Drippin]

bytch Mob Task Force

Wish I had a cool name for the females in my life. I just call them all either 'broad' or by their name

Unashamedly stolen from Lil' B.