Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Julius Skrrvin]

GOAT post of the year was @Don Hollywood Herrera 's breakdown of that ugly white girl tho, I remember seeing this fukkery during the World Cup and immediately knowing I wanted to keep posting here

Breh. You ate that.

I seen the receipts playboy. You welcomed that slovenly wilderbeasts womanly excrement into your mouth. You had that things clit playing tiki-taka with your tonsils. A fat white bytch. Your breath smelled like an Antolian shepherd for months brehdren.

I dissected your whole aura before knowing any of this.

You are less than a person.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

inspired by @penfield comrade ed gizzle, let's do an OFT WOAT 2014

I nominated @derek sketer shyt i mean @somalilander shyt i mean.. they're the same bland droning blog-copying person anyway

OFT GOAT would have to be @SubZeroDegrees he got certs and he's not afraid to publicly like soccer in a backwards state full of river rats and gumbo

Yeah @Max B @derek Sketer @bigmanting @somaliander @ all those new dudes who bring nothing novel, remotely funny or interesting to the table.

Though they may have unwittingly stumbled on the way to troll or at least slightly annoy this thread in actually discussing football though doing it in the most cursory, boring, unimaginative, battleship grey way possible. So there's that.

@SubZeroDegrees is a good shout for poster of the year for his certs.

@Broletariat for his from the sidelines subtle shyt stirring that had everyone at one point or another saying "Shut the fukk up dude "

RIP Montez

thanks for the props.

It's hard outchea to talk about rabona kick while speaking like this...



The intllegnant dialect

 

[Max B]

Diskerud sold his house and is looking to renegotiate.

Breh should try and get a move to the eredivisie / primeira liga / serie a if he can

Serie a and la liga are abit of a step up from tippalgen..eredivisie would be good or even jupiter league play along side with the former chivas star sasha klesjtan

 

[Max B]

http://www.football-oranje.com/why-dutch-clubs-sell-their-best-players/

Well written article for anyone whos fan of dutch football

 

[bigmanting]

http://www.football-oranje.com/why-dutch-clubs-sell-their-best-players/

Well written article for anyone whos fan of dutch football

Thought this was common knowledge that Eredivise is a feeder league.

 

[Max B]

Thought this was common knowledge that Eredivise is a feeder league.

Of course but this explains it abit more. Teams like feyenoord are out producing ajax with all these young players cause they are in debt so they relied on the academy heavly now. Ajax has always been known to producing young players but now feyenoord are thriving even more. Even twente has good amount of star potential youth on the come up.

You follow eredivisie btw?

 

[Max B]

Galatasray ruines another managers career from mancini to prandelli now

 

[bigmanting]

Of course but this explains it abit more. Teams like feyenoord are out producing ajax with all these young players cause they are in debt so they relied on the academy heavly now. Ajax has always been known to producing young players but now feyenoord are thriving even more. Even twente has good amount of star potential youth on the come up.

You follow eredivisie btw?

Nah, can't keep up with these streams, does GolTV have the rights too it?

 

[Max B]

Nah, can't keep up with these streams, does GolTV have the rights too it?

Im prettu sure beinsport does? Goltv usually shows budesliga and random south american leagues

 

[bigmanting]

Im prettu sure beinsport does? Goltv usually shows budesliga and random south american leagues

Nah got BeinSports, they got La liga, Serie A, Ligue 1 and English Championship.

 

[dennis roadman]

thanks for the props.

It's hard outchea to talk about rabona kick while speaking like this...



The intllegnant dialect

you the real mvp

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Serie a and la liga are abit of a step up from tippalgen..e

i meant the portuguese primeira liga breh. serie a might be long for man, the upper limit of his ability but i'm sure one of the lower teams could take him.

 

[yoyoyo1]

This is what I mean about football writing being ridiculous these days

"Why Dutch Clubs Sell Their Best Players"

do we really need more than "because they operate that way and also need the money" ? even if it's a rinky-dink thing written by an amateur. but i guess you need to play the game to get in, who fukkin knows.

Ajax sell from a position of strength, knowing the illustrious De Toekomst academy will, in perpetuity, fashion homegrown replacements for departing first team stars. PSV sell with reluctant pragmatism, cognisant of their complicated standing in the grand ecosystem of European football. In the past, Feyenoord have sold influential players out of financial necessity or pure cultural habit, typically haemorrhaging talent before its full maturation due to desperation or managerial confusion.

these pointless words

This munificence has become the very zeitgeist of Eredivisie football, with every club looking to sell their most effective assets for the largest price at the optimum time.

you mean.. "they buy low and sell high"

In the Netherlands, football clubs aren’t so much corporate businesses as the beating heart of cultural fiefdoms. Clubs like Ajax, PSV and Feyenoord don’t merely exist to win football matches every weekend. They’re much bigger than that. They mean more to the communities they represent. They transcend the actual sport. For these clubs, it’s not enough to be successful; they must be successful whilst continually acknowledging, worshipping and enriching the traditions, ethics and heritage so laboriously concocted through layers of sacrosanct history.

so when is this guy gonna get hired by The Guardian.

 

[yoyoyo1]

Why'd all the trash games get placed on Tuesday and the good ones on Wednesday?

Arsenal/Southampton
Tottenham/Chelsea
Sunderland/Man City

 

[Roaden Polynice]

"laboriously concocted through layers of sacrosanct history"

"This munificence has become the very zeitgeist of Eredivisie football"