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[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Im tryna hear that ass CLAP so i demand


SILENCE










Nar tbh never could put music on...i just can't get over the idea of hearing another nicca talking/rapping/singing while i'm trying to smash..and it just adds another unecessary factor of trying to find the right music...sh1t is looooong


My bwoy one time told me he was halfway through smashing a girl i was kool with and he had his ipod on shuffle and



came on...i was in tears just imagining the awkwardness of it all

 

[Roaden Polynice]

@Liu Kang I think instead of offset you're looking for "taken aback" "confused" "at odds" "bemused" so on so forth.

 

[Liu Kang]

[...]
My bwoy one time told me he was halfway through smashing a girl i was kool with and he had his ipod on shuffle and



came on...i was in tears just imagining the awkwardness of it all

LMAOOOO.

Your man needs to make a "sex" playlist, you can't be slipping like this lol. I have a gang of Triple 6 old horror core stuff on my comp, imagine randomly stumbling upon




But ultimately us, non native-english speakers don't care. We don't process lyrics when in the act

@Liu Kang I think instead of offset you're looking for "taken aback" "confused" "at odds" "bemused" so on so forth.

Corrected.

 

[NSSVO]

ROMA ROMA ROMA!

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

LMAOOOO.

Your man needs to make a "sex" playlist, you can't be slipping like this lol. I have a gang of Triple 6 old horror core stuff on my comp, imagine randomly stumbling upon




But ultimately us, non native-english speakers don't care. We don't process lyrics when in the act


Corrected.

Oh he really did not give a fucc...he thought it was funny as hell she's hipster-ish anyway so i'm sure on some level she was and feeling it lol

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I might've mentioned it before but my roommate in college used to just put on Beg for Mercy when he had girls over.

It initially started out as a real thing that he'd do but then he just started doing it to fukk with girls

Every time I heard "G'd Up" drifting from his room I'd be

 

[Roadie pipeher]

I did the music once...girl told me that shyt was lame on the outside i was :nervoussmile: inside , tripped me out cause she was one of those put on some music lets dance type...which i forever loath.., salsa on your own time you strumpet.

Do you brehs dance? ever? why ?

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Depends on the bar and the music, there's a few bars that have good dance floors and good music.

Don't do salsa or any of that shyt though

 

[mastermind]

Do you brehs dance? ever? why ?

what is dancing?

grinding my pelvis on a girl's backside? ofc

breaking out the dougie or other stuff? only when im really inebriated.

 

[Roadie pipeher]

what is dancing?

grinding my pelvis on a girl's backside? ofc

breaking out the dougie or other stuff? only when im really inebriated.

Pretty much my definition of dancing...

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Do you brehs dance? ever? why ?

hell yeah

 

[yoyoyo1]

The only time it's acceptable for a guy to seriously dance

1. If it was the 70s disco era


2. being ridiculous

3. some kind of latino dance (WEPAAA!!)

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

this 'real men don't dance' is such an american insecure thing

all over the world brehs out on dance floors like

 

[yoyoyo1]

also what I learned, they say BANGLADESH! at the start of A Milli, who is actually a producer and it wasn't a random word like "Macaroni"

 

[yoyoyo1]

2 million viewers for MLS Cup