Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[EQ.]

Guess I'll be the first to say it, I've never seen an impressive match from Clint Dempsey

Barely looks like a pro footballer, always looks like he's coming off a 48-hour bender, slow-witted scraggly man who seems to constantly be tired.

Alright he's had one match, that one against Juventus...beyond that I just thought it was quaint to have an American with a modicum of success so we let his invariable mediocrity slide.

[TYPICAL] But he's got heart Maaan!! He's got heart![/AMERICAN FAN]
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[yoyoyo1]

its not the team bruh its dempsey whos shyt

hes a small club player, im glad we didnt sign him

don't worry breh, as i've told the tottenham forum i subtly troll on, he'll be placed on the bench and the team will collapse anyway seeigng as the guy who's scored half their goals this year, and contributed 3rd most on the entire team this season will now be out

I don't think I've ever seen anyone give a fukk about Clint Dempsey as much as you do fwiw

I don't know what it is, I think my hate of the Tottenham style and love of Dempsey created a perfect storm

 

[EQ.]

Brehs Holtby's little 15 min cameo was very impressive kid I think we have a new VDV on our hands....without the paper bag hamstrings and newborn like lung capacity

 

[yoyoyo1]

Brehs Holtby's little 15 min cameo was very impressive kid I think we have a new VDV on our hands....without the paper bag hamstrings and newborn like lung capacity

this is what everyone's been saying, when a rational person could see tottenham was dominating possession 80/20 and creating a chance a minute anyway.

holtby's brilliant assist was a simple two yard pass to bale who ran 50 yards and scored. and this passed as brilliance, so desperate are the fans to grasp at anything that gives em hope

come on arsenal

 

[EQ.]

this is what everyone's been saying, when a rational person could see tottenham was dominating possession 80/20 and creating a chance a minute anyway.

holtby's brilliant assist was a simple two yard pass to bale who ran 50 yards and scored. and this passed as brilliance, so desperate are the fans to grasp at anything that gives em hope

come on arsenal

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[yoyoyo1]

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people too eager to embrace every little thing

just wish dempsey had been given the time to have been hyped like that too, and they'd appreciate him more. never seen a guy doing so much for a team be so hated

3rd leading scorer and assist man and you'd think he was a random player chosen by a guy setting up a fraudulent african national team in a friendly

 

[EQ.]

Clint kinda got fukked because most fans were waiting for Moutinho/Willian instead we get him. So he's kinda a victim of transfer window expectations. Also you gotta understand Levy had been the fans since the dawn of time with potential transfers. He did also get his on when he coughed up the better part of 16 mill for Bentley i heard he stays up on cold nights with analyzing picture of bentley in his study muttering " Never again, NEVER AGAIN!"

 

[Gilver]

people too eager to embrace every little thing

just wish dempsey had been given the time to have been hyped like that too, and they'd appreciate him more. never seen a guy doing so much for a team be so hated

3rd leading scorer and assist man and you'd think he was a random player chosen by a guy setting up a fraudulent african national team in a friendly

It was a perhaps even bordering on pleasant little novelty at first, but will you please shut your whore fukking mouth on this subject for fukks sake.

Boring.

 

[KOTK]

Lewis Holtby, so good they signed him twice.

 

[Gilver]

Walcott is really annoying when he talks/does interviews etc

 

[yoyoyo1]

It was a perhaps even bordering on pleasant little novelty at first, but will you please shut your whore fukking mouth on this subject for fukks sake.

Boring.

:dempsey:

Najar signed by Anderlecht.

 

[dennis roadman]

:dempsey:

Najar signed by Anderlecht.

more great news in DC sports

Najar would become MLS’s first homegrown academy player to make a permanent move to Europe.

that's cool i guess. dcu runs this little fish-little pond shyt, and don't you viadinhos in new jersey forget that

 

[ThaPrez]

Ramsey had his best game in a long time. Still needs to be quicker with decision making and take less touches. Not convinced he's the answer to anything, though.

Liverpool are shyt. We gave them 2 goals and they couldn't do the job properly. Even Swansea and Fulham put us way at home earlier in the season.

If Wenger doesn't sign, which he probably won't, we can look forward to coming 6th tbh.

 

[mastermind]

Ramsey had his best game in a long time. Still needs to be quicker with decision making and take less touches. Not convinced he's the answer to anything, though.

Ramsey was better against West Ham.

 

[ThaPrez]

Ramsey was better against West Ham.

Not sure about that. Plus he was up against a better side tonight.

He still has an infuriating tendency to get the ball, take 3 touches, then decide what he's doing with it.

Off the ball he put in work tonight though.