mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
this shyt has happened with great frequency too. Just awful, all of them.all these local weather guys
i live right behind the train tracks (#thuglife) and i can see amtrak and metro trains going back and forth all day
Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete
mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
I read a tweet this morning saying that Bendtner's jersey has not sold a single shirt in the official Juve store.
Sam Peel
Banned
Van der Sar's saved it, UNITED AGAIN
Kunty McPhuck
Scust Szn has Returned
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
they're trollin us breh. i never watch local news except in occasions like this, too
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
this fukking thread
http://www.the-coli.com/arcadium/94...unning-british-character-tv.html#.UTesSxmRpxE
hilarious
at those saying reading is boring. Pick up a funny book and laugh your t*ts off then.Read this book last year and I was
just off the first page (i've added some smilies that go perfectly 
)Ive often found myself lying awake at night wondering if the girl of my dreams was out there somewhere waiting for me to find her. Ive thought about her a lot. Id wonder what she was doing at that moment; if she was laying in bed thinking about me, or if she was rowing with her husband, dreaming of the day when something better would come along. Sometimes Id think of her making love, enjoying herself, abandoning all her inhibitions, becoming intoxicated with lust.
Suddenly shes in the arms of her lover. Shes making love to him while Im here all alone, yet Im the one that could really love her and she doesnt even realise it. Why doesnt she know? Why is she staying with that arsehole when Im out here?
I have to stop myself there. Its hard not to get jealous and work myself up into a temper. Yes, I know, she might just be a figment of my imagination, but I still love her. I know it sounds silly, but Ive lived my whole life with her a dozen of times over. Ive met her, wed her, settled down, had children, grown old and died with her all in the space of a sleepless night. Its a sad state of affairs to be in love with a phantom. You end up doing all manner of strange things to her in an effort to prove to her how much you love her. Ive given mine leukaemia and brain tumours and all sorts before just so I could bowl her over by shaving my head as a mark of solidarity while she went through the chemotherapy. She loved me for that! And its not just illness Ive inflicted on her. Ive taken her through wars and back to show her just how much she means to me. Ive had her stabbed, shot, beaten up, crippled, horribly burnt and even gang-raped before now, all in the name of love.
Funny thing is I read a tweet the other day where some girl said something along the lines of "wonder what my future husband is doing right now?". I was this > < close to making a twitter account just to tell her he's most probably having a wank.
mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
this fukking thread
http://www.the-coli.com/arcadium/94...unning-british-character-tv.html#.UTesSxmRpxE
hilarious
what an amazing thread off just 5 posts
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
Read this book last year and I was
Funny thing is I read a tweet the other day where some girl said something along the lines of "wonder what my future husband is doing right now?". I was this > < close to making a twitter account just to tell her he's most probably having a wank.
at her getting shot and being a cancer patient
Kunty McPhuck
Scust Szn has Returned
Oh and fack Shakhtar for wasting everybody's time
They gave Dortmund some problems, they just aint clinical. They had 2 very good chances at the start of the 2nd half yesterday
That thread just tells you who didn't read Roald Dahl the gawd's books growing up.
Genuinely feel sorry for them for missing out on so much piff
Was expecting so much more from them doe. I've been hyping them up to anybody who'd listen ffs
Guess losing Willian, arguably their best player, was too much to overcome tbf.
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
That thread just tells you who didn't read Roald Dahl the gawd's books growing up.
Genuinely feel sorry for them for missing out on so much piff
it's always the parents' fault. always.
i remember being on the edge of my seat as a 5 year old listening to my mom read BFG to me. the part where they're hiding from the other giants was tense as fuuuuuck for a young horse. i had to be like
let me catch my bearings before you turn the page ma
