Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

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That Tyler Adams signing is a bad signing for Tyler and a bad signing for Chelsea.



Kane gotta man up and go to Germany.

My take: He doesn't want this move. He only started talks in the hopes that Levy wouldn't come to the table.

In that way, he could turn to his critics and say "look, it's not me guys, I want to win trophies but my overlord isn't playing ball :hubie: "


I can see this ending with him reaffirming his commitment to "his club" (but not signing an extension) and Bayern releasing an angry statement about being mislead.
 

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Kane is comfortable at Tottenham. He doesn’t want to go somewhere with expectations. He’s getting paid, no real pressure to score goals (I still don’t get how this man is scoring so much…one of the least impressive top strikers I’ve seen in the PL profile wise IMO), and lives in London. He’s winning already…man doesn’t give a fukk about trophies. He wants the goal record and he will be happy.
 

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Kane is comfortable at Tottenham. He doesn’t want to go somewhere with expectations. He’s getting paid, no real pressure to score goals (I still don’t get how this man is scoring so much…one of the least impressive top strikers I’ve seen in the PL profile wise IMO), and lives in London. He’s winning already…man doesn’t give a fukk about trophies. He wants the goal record and he will be happy.

That's a crazy statement.

You don't score and create as many goals as he has by mistake.

Left foot, right foot, headers, assists, penalties...club rivalry, banter aside it doesn't get much better than that as an all-round package. The only thing he has lacked is pace and even then he wasn't that slow in his earlier years.
 

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That's a crazy statement.

You don't score and create as many goals as he has by mistake.

Left foot, right foot, headers, assists, penalties...club rivalry, banter aside it doesn't get much better than that as an all-round package. The only thing he has lacked is pace and even then he wasn't that slow in his earlier years.
Is it though? He’s clearly doing some thing right. I didn’t say it was a mistake. But looking at him and his abilities and then comparing them to other great PL number 9s…:francis:

I’ve never been like, gotta watch Tottenham play to see Kane score another goal. Suarez, Torres, Henry, Aguero, RVP…hell even Rooney, Berbatov made me want to watch them because they just made the game look good and were going to do something special. I don’t get that with Kane

Here’s another hot take. Ask yourself this, who was more exciting…Vardy or Kane?

Edit: 33 penalty goals against Arsenal is sus af…I’ll die on that hill.
 
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Kane is comfortable at Tottenham. He doesn’t want to go somewhere with expectations. He’s getting paid, no real pressure to score goals (I still don’t get how this man is scoring so much…one of the least impressive top strikers I’ve seen in the PL profile wise IMO), and lives in London. He’s winning already…man doesn’t give a fukk about trophies. He wants the goal record and he will be happy.
You gotta relax.

I questioned his manhood, not his football ability.

He not even paid close to his proper value.
 

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Is it though? He’s clearly doing some thing right. I didn’t say it was a mistake. But looking at him and his abilities and then comparing them to other great PL number 9s…:francis:

I’ve never been like, gotta watch Tottenham play to see Kane score another goal. Suarez, Torres, Henry, Aguero, RVP…hell even Berbatov made me want to watch them because they just made the game look good and were going to do something special. I don’t get that with Kane

Fair enough, you like what you like. :manny:

Kane stacks up well against the best strikers we've seen in the league. He's a way better footballer than the likes of Aguero and Torres if we're being totally honest. A scrub like Torres doesn't even belong in the conversation.
 

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Fair enough, you like what you like. :manny:

Kane stacks up well against the best strikers we've seen in the league. He's a way better footballer than the likes of Aguero and Torres if we're being totally honest. A scrub like Torres doesn't even belong in the conversation.
Not denying that at all. But who had the higher high? Kane is boringly consistent. Torres has the moments that will be talked about much longer.
 
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