Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Montez]

Hate to wish injury on anyone but it would have to take a couple of long term ones to key players. But it is crazy that the club have said WE HAVE WONGA, like proper seriously brehs no and all that get is a freebie

Not even long term breh, without the kids we have 17 first team players and the goal is to play 55 games That is criminal going into this season.

Michu bid At this point fukk it. Fellaini ain't lo...let me stop.

Regarding Suarez, I don't think it was to pacify the fans. William Hill and a Spanish writer were the first ones to drop the story, wasn't the usual Arsenal leak. Long term the club (shyt load of cash, stadium) is fine but during the summer months...

 

[yoyoyo1]

we get it y'all, every new Spurs signing is a great one and will put the club over the top

THe more players you give AVB the more likely he is to over-manage. His needless substitutions cost Spurs at least 9pts last season

"i get 3 substitutions per game, i have use to em all"

This was my biggest gripe with him, SO MANY OPTIONS and somehow found a way to fukk it up every single time.

Had your target man (Adebayor)
your finisher (Defoe)
your everythings (Dempsey, Sigurdsson)
wingers on each side (Bale, Lennon)
two midfielders to push the team forward (Parker, Dembele)
Holtby who he never used and still isn't using?


Despite this, his greatest tactical innovation was switching Bale and Lennon wing when things weren't working out and finding a way to alienate every single attacking player to the point where Adebayor would rather go to Besiktas and Dempsey just went home, and a 15 goal a year man in Defoe is seen as useless and Siggy is looking for a move

I kept saying AVB fukking sucks as a manager and he got lucky last season with Bale, let's see what happens this season. I call either a great season or a disastrous one.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Not even long term breh, without the kids we have 17 first team players and the goal is to play 55 games That is criminal going into this season.

Michu bid At this point fukk it. Fellaini ain't lo...let me stop.

Park is still on the books aswell right?

3 CB's with only 2 fit, no squad utility players and a squad thats either full of 1st XI starters or young players nothnig in the middle like a Grade and Grimandi types. Yeah you fukked, especially with the fitness record of certain players in the squad. Unless Wenger has doped up all the youts on some LanceARodEasternBlocBarcelona shyt.

Only United would be stupid enough to by Afro Puffs from Everton now.

 

[frush11]

My couscous came out a bit soggy

 

[Montez]

Park is still on the books aswell right?

3 CB's with only 2 fit, no squad utility players and a squad thats either full of 1st XI starters or young players nothnig in the middle like a Grade and Grimandi types. Yeah you fukked, especially with the fitness record of certain players in the squad. Unless Wenger has doped up all the youts on some LanceARodEasternBlocBarcelona shyt.

Only United would be stupid enough to by Afro Puffs from Everton now.

Park still there, him and Frimpong . Think the club was hoping for Park's military service Don't forget Hollywood Nik.


The fact that they all stayed fit last year tells me next season won't be the same. All that mileage shows itself in the next season. Sanogo already has a knock.

I can't say I'm shocked. This is the same man that put Diaby in the most critical position in our team.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Park still there, him and Frimpong . Think the club was hoping for Park's military service Don't forget Hollywood Nik.


The fact that they all stayed fit last year tells me next season won't be the same. All that mileage shows itself in the next season. Sanogo already has a knock.

I can't say I'm shocked. This is the same man that put Diaby in the most critical position in our team.

Bendtner aint leavin till his contract is up and even then, they goin to have to call secruity to make sure he actually does leave for good this time.

Park isnt hittin NS until the Norf stop stuntin and finally make a run for it @ the DMZ

Atleast Diaby got rid of the #2. New # new man

 

[mastermind]

 

[gho3st]

Suarez wouldn't ride in a car with 50 for obvious reasons

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Suarez wouldn't ride in a car with 50 for obvious reasons

Coz 50 got the better bucky grill

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I see spurs have locked down Ettiene Capoue , another good player and very versatile, add's good depth to the team, meanwhile Wenger's just there analysing the balance sheets whilst Gazidis is just looking at how to increase the gate receipts, said it before dont expect any serious business from Arsenal this season and in the transfer window, Suarez bids were just to calm the disgruntled Arsenal fans down, most decent targets have moved across Europe already. Gustavo's now going Wolfsburg Villas-Boas has been on point in the transfer window , cant knock the guy, getting rid of the shyt like Parker, Huddlestone, Caulker, Dempsey, Gallas and bringing in good replacements. Heard they'll go after Willian and Lamela if they sale Bale even if they dont they'll have kept hold of one of the best players in the premier league last season. Furthermore Bale wont sulk like Suarez and will play at his best, so it's win win either way. Wenger will only spend money if Arsenal get knocked out of the champions league early against Fenerbache, that will cause him to panic and react like he did last time when they got battered 8-2, Arsenal fans should be praying for that, it's not like you're gonna do anything in the Champions League anyway, just there to make up the numbers, instead of being there to compete with the big boys.

I would be worried if I was an Arsenal fan right now.

It's like reading the guardian Tottenham preview, AGAIN

 

[Montez]

All that Gif needs is a scrooge mcduck money pile behind Arsene and Stan

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Regarding the Rashida Jones playing a mixed character role I figure it's tough to do so without some clunky dialogue:

"Look babe, I'm half black half white, you should acknowledge that"

"Who? That mixed race girl over there?"

It's obvious I feel.

It reminds me if a show I was watching some time back where every character was introduced with their title before they spoke:

"IM A DOCTOR FOR CHRIST SAKES"

"Why don't you ask Jim, the policeman"

 

[gho3st]

so much money off the wage bill + new tv mooney...... Stan is right now.

 

[BOBN]

And now Artetas out for 6 weeks according to some Sky breh

We are in the end times of Arsenal FC as we know it.

Ian Wrights gonna be doing sundays 606