Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Kunty McPhuck]

why is every sports drink 'ade'?

a) Ade is a action word.

b) drink made out of particular fruit

 

[SCORCH]

Tbf Lucozade just sounds shyt.

Like those quarter sodas that they have outside of grocery stores with names like Dr. K, Mountain Mojo, and Quist.

fukk is a Quist

Orange Lucozade is the goat.

If it pans out like Johnson, Moses and Sturridge then Torres coming home

Hope so.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Link?

It's most probably nonsense anyway; he hasn't been given a proper chance so I'm not sure how that's his fault.

I tink it was in the People, talkin about the whole young british players thang about not gettin chances at clubs. And it mentioned Butch Wilkins, sayin that he believed Josh hasnt kicked on because of gettin too much £££ too soon before hes actually done anythnig. Which I can kind of see (not just with him, this goes back to the Dyer types) It also mentioned Chalobah, but I like hes only 18

 

[KOTK]

a) Ade is a action word.

b) drink made out of particular fruit

But most the timke he's passive as hell

 

[Filluminati]

Tottiiiiiiii

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

But most the timke he's passive as hell

 

[SCORCH]

I tink it was in the People, talkin about the whole young british players thang about not gettin chances at clubs. And it mentioned Butch Wilkins, sayin that Josh hasnt kicked on because of gettin too much £££ too soon before hes actually done anythnig. Which I can kind of see (not just with him, this goes back to the Dyer types) It also mentioned Chalobah, but I like hes only 18

Hate to say it but Wilkins is a mug for that. The only reason McEachran hasn't kicked on is because he hasn't been given a chance. It's easy to throw that too much too soon/celebrity girlfriend shyt at him, but most sensible people know why his career has stalled (if that's even possible at 20 ffs).

 

[dennis roadman]

what do you get when you mix lucozade and gatorade?




































AIDS

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Hate to say it but Wilkins is a mug for that. The only reason McEachran hasn't kicked on is because he hasn't been given a chance. It's easy to throw that too much too soon/celebrity girlfriend shyt at him, but most sensible people know why his career has stalled (if that's even possible at 20 ffs).

Butch must be on that sauce again. But I wouldnt be surprised considering that McEachran hass been hyped for soo long, he might be feelin himself a bit too much anyway for doin fukk all.

 

[SCORCH]

Butch must be on that sauce again. But I wouldnt be surprised considering that McEachran hass been hyped for soo long, he might be feelin himself a bit too much anyway for doin fukk all.

I ain't just saying this because he's Chels but he doesn't come across that way to me, especially compared to other young players.

Butch still upset about the way he was let go imo (rumour has it he was shagging some higher-up's wife ), he has been quite negative about the club since tbh.

 

[EQ.]

Jonjo is like purgatory

 

[thatrapsfan]

Scorch hows my breh Islam Feruz doing? Better prospect than McEachran

 

[Mané Swagincha]

All thats left for Shelvey now is the own goal

 

[EQ.]

Just noticed michu got that dexter morgan flashback haircut

 

[SCORCH]

Scorch hows my breh Islam Feruz doing? Better prospect than McEachran

There's talk he's just been offered a new 5 year deal so he must be doing something right.

Went on tour with the first team in pre-season as one of 5 yoof players selected by Mourinho.