Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Grams]

A group stage match for foreigners will probably be an average of 200 dollars, the closer the date of the game the more expensive the ticket

Hotel also depends on what city you want to stay in, hotels in Rio will cost you "o olho da cara" aint that right @horse. kills, food and hookers are all the same, depends on the meat quality

I'll just wait till 2022 inevitably gets moved to MetLife Stadium

 

[Jax]

Them stampede robberies or arrastão as they say here are the worst, just try to always be around alot of people at all times, big crowds etc. starts?

Foreigners are in a heap of shyt though, not only are favelas and gang bangers gonna reup from all the tourists in Rio, Zé Pequenos from all over Brazil are gonna be in the beautiful city getting there moneys worth

A group stage match for foreigners will probably be an average of 200 dollars, the closer the date of the game the more expensive the ticket

Hotel also depends on what city you want to stay in, hotels in Rio will cost you "o olho da cara" aint that right @horse. kills, food and hookers are all the same, depends on the meat quality




Definitely, and it will be much bigger this time

Hell nawwwwwwwww
I'm saving for 2016 (will try to save 5k JUST for expenses, 7k total) gonna let 2014 be a test drive for all these future victims
Will try not to pay for hoes with so much free meat(brazilian and foreign)
I heard some crazy stories about the Interior and Natal city and shyt from my portuguese friends, nikkas telling dudes burry their own friends straight up. Brazilians are INSANE when it comes to crimes but fukk it. That whole mofukking coast is food and bytches
I want the youngins, the big booty hoes and the prissy girls that you can take to meet mommy

 

[Jax]

I'm thinking you might be able can find a Specialized Hotel.

the whores book the whole hotel or It's like more organized than that(owners scheme)?

 

[Mané Swagincha]

You brehs slipping if you aint coming to the World Cup, can't forget that the currency is half the american's.

 

[Jax]

You brehs slipping if you aint coming to the World Cup, can't forget that the currency is half the american's.

Won't they raise prices? food,taxis, and whores too

 

[SCORCH]

It might be the best World Cup ever or the worst

I'm wary when people say best ever, because the invariably means it's shyt.

I'm alright as long as brazil doesn't win

Why not?

I want them in the final just to hear them turn up for the national anthem again. Confederations Cup final rendition was stunning

 

[Grams]

You brehs slipping if you aint coming to the World Cup, can't forget that the currency is half the american's.

This breh is probably just setting us up for the almighty favela stick up gang



@Jax you a lightskin bruv so I already know you're gonna get Triple A play play. Don't get AIDS

 

[EQ.]

You brehs slipping if you aint coming to the World Cup, can't forget that the currency is half the american's.

I'll be there olympics bouta start training some hopefulls in denver

Trickle down p*ssy

Walking around the olympic village with trumped up credentials

Making stops at the swedish/finnish/icelandic team centers and activating those dark man fantasies for the bishes

 

[EQ.]

This breh is probably just setting us up for the almighty favela stick up gang



@Jax you a lightskin bruv so I already know you're gonna get Triple A play play. Don't get AIDS

Grams: Holli said i was good tho
Holli's ppl: Ya bish

 

[dennis roadman]

Speaking of Brazil how much REALISTICALLY do you think I would need to have in my account to be able to afford food, hotel, prostitutes and 3 group stage matches before I come back stateside

@Hollister ?
@horse. kills ?

at least 7 grand

i'm not gonna be in brazil for the WC tbh. shyt's too crazy, too scressful for me. and holli is right, ze pequeno armies gonna be out in full force. and all yall got caras de gringos, 3/5 of the girls you bag are gonna be lures for some malandro to leave you naked and broke

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

I need to go and fukk Darlene

 

[SCORCH]

I cant be the only one that gets scared when they see a large group of white people.

What's other good apps?!?!

Tunein Radio? Just upgraded to the pro version, pretty good tbh.

I need some podcast recommendations doe, brehs.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Why not?

I want them in the final just to hear them turn up for the national anthem again. Confederations Cup final rendition was stunning

Honestly, I think Maracanazo is one of my favorite football stories of all time, to see something like that happen again would be fantastic

 

[EQ.]

Brehs i got a love jones for lake bell, tho im sure every time i mash i'd unintentionally start quotin mario gomez career stats

 

[SCORCH]

Brehs i got a love jones for lake bell, tho im sure every time i mash i'd unintentionally start quotin mario gomez career stats

Easily the worst joke I've ever heard. Would not bang.