Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[concise]

what's going on with afro puff felaini?

He's dark caesar Fellaini now.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

He's dark caesar Fellaini now.

word..he chopped the fro off!!

 

[Roaden Polynice]

long arm, long legged, athletic African. What else do you need to know?

I need to know everything. His sleep patterns, his stronger foot, what siblings he has, what his diet consists of, and what kind of temperament does he possess? Is he strong enough for the prem, or is he weak, will we have to tweak when he breaks a limb?

Does he like a cigarette, drink, porn, any vices, his opinion on the Israel and Gaza crisis, and what should we do about Isis? Is his touch cultured or clunky, in Dawn of Planet of the Apes did he feel sorry for the apes or the monkeys? Does Wenget think he'll develop into a particularly good player? Does he leave his boots on when he fukks like Justin Slayer?

Fat, tall, skinny, short, stupid, bald, how does he take his hoes? Who is the real William Carvalho?

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Pep ruining Bayern

56% possession...3 shots on goal . "Possession without a purpose"

Dortmund with 17 shots and it's only 62nd minute

RIP tiki taka

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

@ Pep and Bayern

 

[Arrogance.]

completely forgot about Pep's bullshyt when I picked Munchen to win the CL.
It's a damn shame what he's done to that club.

where does Pep go in 2 years when Bayern's board realizes he's not going to do much more than win the league and domestic cup trophies?

 

[Max B]

Why fix something that isnt broken? Pep need new idea for his tactics.

 

[Montez]

completely forgot about Pep's bullshyt when I picked Munchen to win the CL.
It's a damn shame what he's done to that club.

where does Pep go in 2 years when Bayern's board realizes he's not going to do much more than win the league and domestic cup trophies?

Arsenal.

Arsenal has the Pep infrastructure in place already.

I'm not sure Pep gets 2 more years if they don't win the CL.

 

[Max B]

Bayern lose again

@Sleepy @StackBundles

 

[Arrogance.]

Arsenal.

Arsenal has the Pep infrastructure in place already.

I'm not sure Pep gets 2 more years if they don't win the CL.

I think he gets three years total, and Pep at Arsenal?
Two years ago I would have been much happier with it. Just wish he was a bit more flexible in tactics.

 

[phillycavsfan]

Luke Shaw already out 4 weeks.

 

[yoyoyo1]

who fukked up the thread tags? fukk you.

 

[StackBundles]

It's nothing brehs. We still on vacation from our World Cup win

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

@mastermind @Bury Da Bwoy @thatknickfan If this Carvalho deal doesnt go through I'm done. I want this to happen more than a striker because I don't think Giroud is that bad when you have Sanchez, Theo, Campbell, Podolski, Ramsey, Ox around.

Arteta and Flamini will be the end of us, not Big Sexy.

I was happy when the khedira deal was first being mentioned because he'd no doubt improve the team and the more percieved superstars you have in the squad the more status you hold in attracting other superstars (see ozil and sanchez), but when this carvalho stoey started floating around...maaaaaaan i got ultra gassed i need this transfer in my life...he's young as hell, got a good football brain on him, has that general mindstate and that niccadom skrenf...we've needed that for years...i 100% agree with you except giving up on them cos if the transfer is a true story and it breaks down we won't ever really know why, tbh arsene even going for carvalho shows he's trying to go the extra mile cos i swear down in the past arsenal have had a no 3rd party ownership policy when buying players?

But anyway, i really want this transfer to happen and for us to get a good cb, i can deal with not getting a striker if the squad stays healthy...that can wait til next summer

 

[naijaboi]

I need to know everything. His sleep patterns, his stronger foot, what siblings he has, what his diet consists of, and what kind of temperament does he possess? Is he strong enough for the prem, or is he weak, will we have to tweak when he breaks a limb?

Does he like a cigarette, drink, porn, any vices, his opinion on the Israel and Gaza crisis, and what should we do about Isis? Is his touch cultured or clunky, in Dawn of Planet of the Apes did he feel sorry for the apes or the monkeys? Does Wenget think he'll develop into a particularly good player? Does he leave his boots on when he fukks like Justin Slayer?

Fat, tall, skinny, short, stupid, bald, how does he take his hoes? Who is the real William Carvalho?

Important question posed Looks like some shyt the Patriots would have on their scouting report