The official "funniest lines from 2 Chainz album/mixtapes" thread

[AbrahamLincolnPawgHunter]

I don't like her if she got a fro between her legs

Cut the top off....call it Amber Rose

he started the album off with that line

When ya gal leave me she need a hair salon

 

[SHAQAVELLI]

Titty fukk............. chest nut!

 

[Breh Obama]

 

[TMillzy]

When she meet at the telly I put it straight in her belly, when it go in her belly it aint shyt you can tell me!

Hair long, money long, me and broke nikkas we dont get along

 

[45123]

ALL I WANT FER MY BERTHDAAAYY IS A BIG BOOTY HOE!

 

[AbrahamLincolnPawgHunter]

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AbrahamLincolnPawgHunter, Wally Russell, My Girl is Bow Legged

that was my next line

MY girl is bow legged, just do it like Bo Jackson

 

[MicIsGod]

See what these bytches lookin like, stick it in all crooked like

 

[GollyImGully]

"I Wish a nikka WOOD like a Kitchen Cabinet"

 

[Jayson_bourn]

"I'm from the trap where the block will pay ya, me and nikkuh pass ya girl like a hot potato

.....

I be like you can get her, he be like you get her, I be like you can have her, he be like you can have her, I be like it even don't matter , he be like ME NEITHER!"

 

[Mask and Da Glock]

"Hello 911? I'd like to report my ceiling missing!"


oh and of course:

"when we had sex we was in mercedes, and i aint crazy, but if thats my baby, we gon have to name that lil baby MERCEDES!"

 

[My Girl is Bow Legged]

My girl is rich as fukk, YO GIRL NEED A TUMMY TUCK

 

[the cac mamba]

"I Wish a nikka WOOD like a Kitchen Cabinet"

yo that is the funniest fukkin gif ive ever seen

 

[Sad Bunny]

"eat cha girl with my necklace on...FOOD CHAIN"