When's the last time a woman told you anything interesting ?
Ill wait
On a weekly basis, womans done run into as many cool things or experience fun/crazy shiit as men.
The thing about these entitled humans is that they lack the adeptitude of awesome story telling; that's why the shiit that cums out of they moufs seems so uninteresting (their imaginations are limited to Caboodles kits and the scuffs undaneaf they red bottom Uggs or how many lashes she misplaced during Thai Beau ho).
There are always excepciones to the rule, but the vast (labia) majora-ty of these krusty runts are just wandering zombies with cute makeup styles p and smooth, creamifiedly luscious thighs. Ain't no pranktel babes.
To prove a point, i ain't here to make friends to simp women with average avi shots... but my interior motive is to come in here, spit material like nothing you've ever heard in your entire lifelines and share my world. Mary J lp.
To be frank like bun contents... i have nothing against the female species; they were born to listen and follow - and as men, we plant the proverbial seed in they brains and cultivate it with diction, leadership and wild sexcapades in the escalade.
And if she wants it right then and there? Don't hestiate or ever wait...
Slip the jimmy in her fluff muff and caress the cakes - and bless the babe (do it right and she' gon feel like the anatomical version of the wettest lake, and have her moaning, "Oh, what a precious day, the secks was great... even tho my neck would ache, love the feeling his pecker makes").
If i'm lying? On a pan i'm frying. Ultimately its the womens minds we designing. Anything less is feather weight. Overthrow the queen. Checker mate.
Like a jury that slept during times of deliberate - i rest my case.
Oh btw, try some of my home made soup, only ripe products from the store... it's the freshest taste. Have some on your office desk or between the sheets, over a breakfast trey:
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