The Official **** The Police Thread

[Majestic Pape]

Every fukking time I come into contact with one of these a$$holes my whole fukking week ends up ruined.



My car broke down at a stoplight today, then the bytchass cop rolls up behind me talking about I need to have it towed. I tell the mufukka I already got AAA coming; he informs me that he's going to call another towing company just in case.

The AAA dude shows up, has his truck lined up and ready to go, already got my car lifted; then the towoing company the cop called shows up. This fukkboy policeman demands that my car be put down so this other motherfukker can tow my shyt. Costs me $125 plus one of the four tows I get from AAA.


/end rant



And thats just some specific shyt. This doesn't even go into how the police are supposed to be there to serve and protect but only manage to strike fear and attack the people in the fukking communities they're supposed to be "protecting".

 

[Chris.B]

You shouldn't be driving the sh!t you call a car anyway...

 

[Majestic Pape]

You shouldn't be driving the sh!t you call a car anyway...

Grand opening, grand closing?

 

[Malta]

I've only met 2 or 3 cool cops, outside of that, fukk em.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Agreed. Sting >> The Police.

 

[Majestic Pape]

I've only met 2 or 3 cool cops, outside of that, fukk em.

I'm still trying to meet a cool cop.

I used to play in a b-ball league with this young Black cop. He was semi-cool but he was definitely on some c00ning shyt though.

 

[havoc00]

I love hearing when cops are shot, fukk them all

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

It's a cat and mouse game but it feels more like swimming with sharks. I swear there's nothin worse than having your high blown or having your evening ruined by these pig faggits. fukk the feds and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

 

[Malta]

I'm still trying to meet a cool cop.

I used to play in a b-ball league with this young Black cop. He was semi-cool but he was definitely on some c00ning shyt though.

Well, one of my friends is one, and he gives me PBA cards so I give him a pass on his life choice.

The other was this cool young state trooper that pulled me over while I was speeding, and on a revoked license. I thought he was gonna arrest me, dude went back to his car ran my license, came back and asked me where I was going, told him I was going to get some food and he told me to get my license taken care of and said I could go. Maybe he didn't feel like waiting around for the tow truck, I have no idea, but I got off lucky.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

I will say this tho, this one time I really coulda got hemmed up the feds was all my age and ended up bein cool about it and lettin me go. Try to make a long story short me and my homegirl parked at a spot, roll a jay, I'm gettin my dikk sucked blazin, look over and recognize the headlights speeding towards my car, no time to throw the jay plus I had 3 g's on me, broad got nothin on from the waist down, they find the jay, I got 3 's in my pocket since I had no time to eat it, fools write a bullshyt ticket and let me go without even searching me or her. Only cool feds I ever seen...

I knocked the p*ssy out the ballpark after that ordeal.