The Official What is ____ doing in the Impact Zone? Thread

[John Reena]

 

[The Great One]

Maybe like 8 years too late?

 

[DoubleJ13]

Probably best to go with who is leaving the Impact zone next at this point

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

OP had the means to make this a great thread right off the jump but managed to fukk it up and render it shytty for probably ever, just like jeff jarrett and his little rasslin company

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

1 star neg dap/undap just for not even contributing to your own thread.

 

[Riley Escobar]

@YaThreadFloppedB!

 

[TobiOT]

 

[Bob Loblaw]

OP had the means to make this a great thread right off the jump but managed to fukk it up and render it shytty for probably ever, just like jeff jarrett and his little rasslin company

Fitting. Might as well make it the official tna thread

 

[Nintendough]

grand opening, grand closing

 

[JesusFOREVER]

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Breh. Like the point?

Alright I'll bite:

Enzo:

*Cues b side CFO$ theme knockoff of some late 2000s trap music*

"AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

*Josh Matthews* Oh my gawd....It's Lorenzo Taylor. The HOTTEST free AGENT in WRESTLING

"What is HE doing HERE?!?"

"Yall know me from another place....but I got evicted BABA BOW" "iMPACT IS OFFICIALLY MY CRIB...BABA DOOM REALIST DUDE PLAYING A TUNE...WHATS GOING ON?"


Neville

 

[TransJenner]

Neevil Longbottom has ARRIVED !!!!!!

 

[RammerJammer]

Lexi Joy has arrived in the Impact Zone!

Skyler Gale debuts tonight!

 

[Buzzed Lightyear]

"Wait a minute! Is that? Is that? It is! It's her! What's the "True Supervisor" Tasha Brinks doing in the Impact Zone?!"

"Oh my God, Mike Tenay! What the Hell is "Large Lustful" Kevin Ash doing in the Impact Zone?? He's one of the founding fathers of the Knew Whirl Order!"

"Is that who I think it is? Yes! That's "GJ" Geoff Jared. What's he doing in the Impact Zone?? You may remember him from his hit song 'With My Boo All Night'."

I say we put a twist on this thread & do all 80's & 90's WCW & WWF wrestlers since they're all fresh names for the most part.