The One and Only Dic.k Gregory- July 4th on Showtime
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General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I was honored to see him do his standup about a year before he died.
His set was a mixture of comedy, history lesson, and getting scolded by your grandparent
I told the story before on here . When I saw him He was performing at a comedy club in Jacksonville. The club is located in a Marriott. When I pulled into the parking lot it was jam packed so I am driving slowly looking for a spot.
Why do I see dikk Gregory walking in the middle of the parking lot wrapped in a white hotel robe
With the robe and beard he looked like Moses. A group of Duval goons has just parked and where walking to the entrance. Brehs where all tatted up, gold teeth, big ass Kodak dreds, and weed scented. They did not see dikk until he was right on them.
He barked on them nikkas so loud. He went 
HANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!! Them nikkas all sprang out of his way
His set was a mixture of comedy, history lesson, and getting scolded by your grandparent
I told the story before on here . When I saw him He was performing at a comedy club in Jacksonville. The club is located in a Marriott. When I pulled into the parking lot it was jam packed so I am driving slowly looking for a spot.
Why do I see dikk Gregory walking in the middle of the parking lot wrapped in a white hotel robe
With the robe and beard he looked like Moses. A group of Duval goons has just parked and where walking to the entrance. Brehs where all tatted up, gold teeth, big ass Kodak dreds, and weed scented. They did not see dikk until he was right on them. He barked on them nikkas so loud.
He went HANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!! Them nikkas all sprang out of his way 
watching this for sure
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Just seen the doc. It was fantastic.
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Veteran
He was truly one of the Greats.
story time.
So i'm at Mr Whitlock's barbershop
(kimora lee's pops..... R.I.P)
back in the day.
I'd fall through to listen to him (whitlock) talk shyt
and sit in on a chest game.
i'm there with a few homies i was close
enough to to have around Mr Whitlock because
he was a old player that was having no nikka shyt.
In walks Mr gregory, I shake his hand and get
a picture with him and things settle down.
(this is dead ass how shyt went)
Mr whitlock: you young men are in the pressence of greatness.
Me: my great uncle died and I got all of your records.
dikk: next time i'm in town i'll sign em son.
My homie: you an old school singer?.....motown?
Mr whitlock:
Me:
dikk: st louis nikkas aint shyt but murderers and thieves!
The homie:
dikk: bet you young mutha fukkas got guns and dope on you now.
Me:
dikk: whitlock these nikkas are gonna kill you.....they aint shyt.
The homie:
dikk: that's the problem nikkas dont know shyt.....HUH????!!!
Mr whitlock: ya'll gone and leave.....talk to you later.
Me:
dikk: punk mutha fukkas......HUH????!!!!
story time.
So i'm at Mr Whitlock's barbershop
(kimora lee's pops..... R.I.P)
back in the day.
I'd fall through to listen to him (whitlock) talk shyt
and sit in on a chest game.
i'm there with a few homies i was close
enough to to have around Mr Whitlock because
he was a old player that was having no nikka shyt.
In walks Mr gregory, I shake his hand and get
a picture with him and things settle down.
(this is dead ass how shyt went)
Mr whitlock: you young men are in the pressence of greatness.
Me: my great uncle died and I got all of your records.
dikk: next time i'm in town i'll sign em son.
My homie: you an old school singer?.....motown?
Mr whitlock:
Me:
dikk: st louis nikkas aint shyt but murderers and thieves!
The homie:
dikk: bet you young mutha fukkas got guns and dope on you now.
Me:
dikk: whitlock these nikkas are gonna kill you.....they aint shyt.
The homie:
dikk: that's the problem nikkas dont know shyt.....HUH????!!!
Mr whitlock: ya'll gone and leave.....talk to you later.
Me:
dikk: punk mutha fukkas......HUH????!!!!
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
He was truly one of the Greats.
story time.
So i'm at Mr Whitlock's barbershop
(kimora lee's pops..... R.I.P)
back in the day.
I'd fall through to listen to him (whitlock) talk shyt
and sit in on a chest game.
i'm there with a few homies i was close
enough to to have around Mr Whitlock because
he was a old player that was having no nikka shyt.
In walks Mr gregory, I shake his hand and get
a picture with him and things settle down.
(this is dead ass how shyt went)
Mr whitlock: you young men are in the pressence of greatness.
Me: my great uncle died and I got all of your records.
dikk: next time i'm in town i'll sign em son.
My homie: you an old school singer?.....motown?
Mr whitlock:
Me:
dikk: st louis nikkas aint shyt but murderers and thieves!
The homie:
dikk: bet you young mutha fukkas got guns and dope on you now.
Me:
dikk: whitlock these nikkas are gonna kill you.....they aint shyt.
The homie:
dikk: that's the problem nikkas dont know shyt.....HUH????!!!
Mr whitlock: ya'll gone and leave.....talk to you later.
Me:
dikk: punk mutha fukkas......HUH????!!!!
I know that is exactly how it went to. He is quick to bark on someone. He did that HANNNNNNNNNNNNNN! loud as hell all the time.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
He did this bit when I saw him live. We all laughed but at the same time we was like Ayo. He is speaking facts
