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Most Annoying Jay Z (aka GOAT) Stan of All Time
It was a typical day in the rap world.
Lostradamus aka the Duke of L'sington aka Destiny's abortion sponsor aka Carmen's trick ass child support slave aka Kelis' anal rape alimony victim aka ELLen DeGenerous-with-allowing-L's-in-his-presence aka the Gordon Gecko of L's acquisitions aka c00nsir aka KoonRS-One aka Nasir Jonesing-to-be-one-billionth-as-talented-as-Hov aka Lostradamus aka Diet Rakim Zero Lite is somewhere performing horribly for a crowd of 13 in the basement of a Motel 8 so he can afford to send his Dubai port-a-thotty daughter money for baby wipes
Future Cuckhold aka Teddy dikkinass aka Chico El Garbage aka Gerald Laflirtswitmen aka Future Fagdross aka Marvin GayTL is cooking up his next WOAT level weedplate for his brainless band of homotional groupies, who're so wack they stole their stanbase name from the name given to the stanbase of the GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd's in house skeet box by said GOAT
Koondrick Lamaggot aka Ice Koon aka Kenbrick Flopmar, Zzz Cole aka Mos Not Def aka Snooze Doggy Dogg aka Diet Nas Lost Lite Zero, Lupgay Fagsco aka Toupee Fiasco & the rest of the League of Lyrical Miracle Spiritual Brick Layers are prepping to drop another coma inducing dumpster fire of a CD
Not to mention Hoe Buddens aka Minnie Mouse is busy having a menstrual & mental breakdown over the mixed reviews towards the latest weedplate from his baby momma Queen Aubrey & Her Woes of The Writers Block Roundtable aka Aubrina The Teenage Snitch aka Aubrey Herpburn aka Aubrey Onassis the First Ladyboy aka Kirby Graham aka Do Rogue And Kopy Everything aka Simp Doggy Dogg aka Swag Tsung aka Kike Moist Dee aka KikeRS-One aka Kike & The Ghostwriting Gang aka LL Kike J aka Jewpac Shakike aka Piss Stain Papi aka Ludapiss aka Goldenshowerface Killah aka Pissy Smalls the Notorious D.E.P.E.N.D.S aka Pisstikal
Suddenly, through the cloud of musical despair, comes news that the buildings bout to be crushed
The GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd fixing to come down from Mt Hovlympus with his GOATly GOATness & save hip hop from the rampant musical wackness being spread by the rest of these infinitely inferior MC's
Thank you, Based Hova
Lostradamus aka the Duke of L'sington aka Destiny's abortion sponsor aka Carmen's trick ass child support slave aka Kelis' anal rape alimony victim aka ELLen DeGenerous-with-allowing-L's-in-his-presence aka the Gordon Gecko of L's acquisitions aka c00nsir aka KoonRS-One aka Nasir Jonesing-to-be-one-billionth-as-talented-as-Hov aka Lostradamus aka Diet Rakim Zero Lite is somewhere performing horribly for a crowd of 13 in the basement of a Motel 8 so he can afford to send his Dubai port-a-thotty daughter money for baby wipes
Future Cuckhold aka Teddy dikkinass aka Chico El Garbage aka Gerald Laflirtswitmen aka Future Fagdross aka Marvin GayTL is cooking up his next WOAT level weedplate for his brainless band of homotional groupies, who're so wack they stole their stanbase name from the name given to the stanbase of the GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd's in house skeet box by said GOAT
Koondrick Lamaggot aka Ice Koon aka Kenbrick Flopmar, Zzz Cole aka Mos Not Def aka Snooze Doggy Dogg aka Diet Nas Lost Lite Zero, Lupgay Fagsco aka Toupee Fiasco & the rest of the League of Lyrical Miracle Spiritual Brick Layers are prepping to drop another coma inducing dumpster fire of a CD
Not to mention Hoe Buddens aka Minnie Mouse is busy having a menstrual & mental breakdown over the mixed reviews towards the latest weedplate from his baby momma Queen Aubrey & Her Woes of The Writers Block Roundtable aka Aubrina The Teenage Snitch aka Aubrey Herpburn aka Aubrey Onassis the First Ladyboy aka Kirby Graham aka Do Rogue And Kopy Everything aka Simp Doggy Dogg aka Swag Tsung aka Kike Moist Dee aka KikeRS-One aka Kike & The Ghostwriting Gang aka LL Kike J aka Jewpac Shakike aka Piss Stain Papi aka Ludapiss aka Goldenshowerface Killah aka Pissy Smalls the Notorious D.E.P.E.N.D.S aka Pisstikal
Suddenly, through the cloud of musical despair, comes news that the buildings bout to be crushed
The GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd fixing to come down from Mt Hovlympus with his GOATly GOATness & save hip hop from the rampant musical wackness being spread by the rest of these infinitely inferior MC's
Thank you, Based Hova
