The playa in me died on friday...

[End Cruelty]

And I was reborn this morning as a simp.

I'm chatting up this chick on the dating app but she "can't sneak away from her family". She says we can still be friends.

It's been so long for me, almost 3 weeks, and that friend zone comment was enough to make Lil' Yuff Yuff flinch with enough conviction to be noticed through my jeans. Can any of you master simps give me advice on how to not close this deal? Should I buy something for her or ask her about her day or sumn?

shyt. I'm nervous as fukk and this feeling of having a new friend is amazing. I'm used to going in for the kill so I need some advice on how to keep it platonic. A hike or picnic with several other people maybe?

When she finally dumps her man I'ma be right there telling her that he wasn't shyt to begin with and she'll find someone better. I'll be implying that she should be with me but of course she'll overlook that and find a thug nikka that will treat her like shyt

I can't wait to pick up the pieces of her broken relationship without reciprocity.

Then sit back and catch up on shameless alone

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

5 stars you've come to the perfect place for advice.

 

[End Cruelty]

5 stars you've come to the perfect place for advice.

The last thing I want to do is ruin my new found friendship. I know the brehs will give me some solid advice.

 

[mortuus est]

 

[End Cruelty]

+ rep. I'm on my way to sleeping on my couch while she has the bed to herself already.

 

[mortuus est]

+ rep. I'm on my way to sleeping on my couch while she has the bed to herself already.

have you met up with this chick?

 

[End Cruelty]

have you met up with this chick?

Not yet. We've just been discussing common interests for the past few days. I think I might meet up with her while she's and town this weekend and one arm hug her goodbye.

 

[mortuus est]

Not yet. We've just been discussing common interests for the past few days. I think I might meet up with her while she's and town this weekend and one arm hug her goodbye.

try not to waste ypur time bro, i dont want you to be hurt

 

[End Cruelty]

try not to waste ypur time bro, i dont want you to be hurt

But she just asked if I have a car. I'm about to tell her no but I'll walk the 6 miles to her grandma's crib if we can have a nice conversation for 20 minutes or so.

 

[karim]

Yes, definetely buy her something. Flowers or chocolate are great ways to express your admiration and respect for her, but if you are a real man you will fibd sonething more expensive and thoughtful to give her.

 

[kingdizzy01]

tell her she means alot to you and you are dying to see her. and like homie said, def buy her something, the more expensive, the more special she'll feel.

 

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tell her she means alot to you and you are dying to see her. and like homie said, def buy her something, the more expensive, the more special she'll feel.

Should I possibly take out a loan for something just to stunt? I want her to know that her friendship, and friendship alone, means the world to me after knowing each other for 3 days.

 

[kingdizzy01]

Should I possibly take out a loan for something just to stunt? I want her to know that her friendship, and friendship alone, means the world to me after knowing each other for 3 days.

only if you need to. if u do tho, just give her cash so she can see that your cakin. tell her its a lil sumn sumn to go pamper herself with

 

[End Cruelty]

only if you need to. if u do tho, just give her cash so she can see that your cakin. tell her its a lil sumn sumn to go pamper herself with

That's G shyt right there. Big Simpin' in the house now.

 

[TRFG]

She's not interested bro. The chick on a dating site but have a boyfriend