The Real Reason Men Don't Want To Believe In Ghosts

[Prince.Skeletor]

Of course if ghosts exists our families would constantly be around us watching us like a soap opera
You just don't want your grandmother seeing you FAP!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fiji Water]

Yo, if your grandmother didn't watch you jerk off while she was alive, why would she spend the afterlife doing it? Your family be watching you jack off?

 

[Anhur]

Ghosts don't exist. The late Paul Mooney explained it best:

There are no Ghosts, white people and I can prove it. If there were ghosts, slaves would come back and fukk you up.