Damn that’s crazy, science confirmed what I’ve always suspected…that MMA is gay as hell and real men box. The study was done by the Coli Institute of Science and Research by the way
The Results From The Study Just Came In, And We Now Know That People With The Real Man Gene Don’t Practice MMA
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it's important to realize there's a difference between practicing a martial art and practicing MMA.
not too big of a difference, but isn't exactly the same thing.
MMA is the "sport" for anti-social lames and cornballs who wanna try and be a shyt starter in their 30's. I can count on one hand, how many people I met in those spaces that was a stand up person. Everyone else had a weirdo complex about them because they knew watered down Judo (BJJ) or because they had a rich parents that could pay off their classes/training camps.
Then there's the POS that purposely instigate fights or insert themselves in conflict and other fukk ass shyt they do to practice out on people. Then they dumbass get shocked when they end up getting poked, shot or jumped, like this one lil fukker out around my way.
It's basically hockey in terms of how expensive it is, but with that suburban element of
and general unaffordable for the average mfer. Boxing is kinda getting that way, but that may depend on where you based out of it.Everyone else was just lame as fukk. Like no breh, nobody cares you know how to choke somebody out. The time for that was in high school, now you paying $250 a month to learn a pointless skill to try and use on homeless people and teenagers cause you p*ssy.
and I say this as someone who's practice Karate and grappling for years.
got me feeling like a mortal kombat character
africngiant
All Star
im starting boxing lessons next month
IsThatBrothaMouzone?
Veteran
It's useless where I am (Texas) because so many people are strapped. Always better to walk away unless you have no choice.it's important to realize there's a difference between practicing a martial art and practicing MMA.
not too big of a difference, but isn't exactly the same thing.
MMA is the "sport" for anti-social lames and cornballs who wanna try and be a shyt starter in their 30's. I can count on one hand, how many people I met in those spaces that was a stand up person. Everyone else had a weirdo complex about them because they knew watered down Judo (BJJ) or because they had a rich parents that could pay off their classes/training camps.
Then there's the POS that purposely instigate fights or insert themselves in conflict and other fukk ass shyt they do to practice out on people. Then they dumbass get shocked when they end up getting poked, shot or jumped, like this one lil fukker out around my way.
It's basically hockey in terms of how expensive it is, but with that suburban element of
Everyone else was just lame as fukk. Like no breh, nobody cares you know how to choke somebody out. The time for that was in high school, now you paying $250 a month to learn a pointless skill to try and use on homeless people and teenagers cause you p*ssy.
and I say this as someone who's practice Karate and grappling for years.
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AyBrehHam Linkin
First Black Brehsident
lowkey some of the best BJJ n mma talent is in texas, alotta dope gyms
boxing too of course.
Most mfs do BJJ/MMA or any martial art cus its fun if not professionally, or both. the weirdos are the minority from what ive seen. Most gyms are chill ass places filled with cool people regardless of the art.
F*ckthemkids
Superstar
Coli brehs gonna get dumped on their heads cause they think grappling is gay…
AyBrehHam Linkin
First Black Brehsident
it's important to realize there's a difference between practicing a martial art and practicing MMA.
not too big of a difference, but isn't exactly the same thing.
MMA is the "sport" for anti-social lames and cornballs who wanna try and be a shyt starter in their 30's. I can count on one hand, how many people I met in those spaces that was a stand up person. Everyone else had a weirdo complex about them because they knew watered down Judo (BJJ) or because they had a rich parents that could pay off their classes/training camps.
Then there's the POS that purposely instigate fights or insert themselves in conflict and other fukk ass shyt they do to practice out on people. Then they dumbass get shocked when they end up getting poked, shot or jumped, like this one lil fukker out around my way.
It's basically hockey in terms of how expensive it is, but with that suburban element of
Everyone else was just lame as fukk. Like no breh, nobody cares you know how to choke somebody out. The time for that was in high school, now you paying $250 a month to learn a pointless skill to try and use on homeless people and teenagers cause you p*ssy.
and I say this as someone who's practice Karate and grappling for years.
yeah u def went to a gym n got humbled bad
. nikka wrote an essay trynna cope
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yeah u def went to a gym n got humbled bad
Or more like I had to check some cac who was trying to start shyt with a black worker at a bar, and he immediately bytched up when he saw I and several other brehs wasn't finna let him put his hand on the young breh
I know how ya'll get down first hand. I been a practionier of Kenpo for 15+ years and grappling going on 6 at this point, so I've seen it all breh. Some fukk ups in Panjamas don't intimidate me.
You the one paying an arm and leg to call a grown man "sensei/master"
AyBrehHam Linkin
First Black Brehsident
Or more like I had to check some cac who was trying to start shyt with a black worker at a bar, and he immediately bytched up when he saw I and several other brehs wasn't finna let him put his hand on the young breh
I know how ya'll get down first hand. I been a practionier of Kenpo for 15+ years and grappling going on 6 at this point, so I've seen it all breh. Some fukk ups in Panjamas don't intimidate me.
You the one paying an arm and leg to call a grown man "sensei/master"
kenpo and "grappling.."
. also that example where u pressed some drunk cac who prolly dont train is jokesImma let u cook mang
Iverson_64
Superstar
"Try that in a small town." -Some Redneck Cac to an MMA fighter
