SheWantTheD
Veteran
More like untold rules that no one follows. Always gon have that one uncle hitting on someone's wife 
The Rules to a Black Cookout: Agree or Disagree
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I'm not going to a cookout that has that many rules.
Yeah, that sounds like a white cookout. Below is how the shyt really goes down from what ive seen.
1. Half the people show up bringing nothing, especially if someone in their immediate family is known for cooking.
2. Beer and liquor is divvied up in cliques and often someone has the beer in a cooler in their trunk. If you arent cool with the person who brought the shyt then most likely you arent getting any.
3. If the cookout is supposed to start at noon then the food wont be ready till 3. The grill wont even be lit at noon.
4. Kids are everywhere. They come around for food and drink, other than that you will see kids periodically, but it wont be your kid.
5. People will bring who they damn well please. Saying something WILL start a fight over something that happened two weeks ago.
6. Food is not community property. Everybody knows who brought what. If i brought the fish then when it comes time to eat i better get some fish or it will be a problem. And if there is food in the dish when im ready to leave then the food leaves with me. The tupperware/dish will not be left behind because if so nobody will know what happened to it when i ask about it.
7. Since the food will be late you really dont have to worry about this.
8. People leave when either A. they are full/food is gone, B. an argument is about to start, C. its dark AND the mosquitos are coming out
9. An empty chair is an empty chair unless it belongs to big momma.
10. RSVP? Most of the people there didnt even know there was a cookout until the day before!
11. You wont get enough alcohol to get drunk unless you are a drunk, brought it yourself, and have been taking pulls from the trunk. In which case everyone already knows you are a drunk.
12. Unless someone you know is introducing you to someone else then dont try and get at anyone. Thats an easy fight.
1. Half the people show up bringing nothing, especially if someone in their immediate family is known for cooking.
2. Beer and liquor is divvied up in cliques and often someone has the beer in a cooler in their trunk. If you arent cool with the person who brought the shyt then most likely you arent getting any.
3. If the cookout is supposed to start at noon then the food wont be ready till 3. The grill wont even be lit at noon.
4. Kids are everywhere. They come around for food and drink, other than that you will see kids periodically, but it wont be your kid.
5. People will bring who they damn well please. Saying something WILL start a fight over something that happened two weeks ago.
6. Food is not community property. Everybody knows who brought what. If i brought the fish then when it comes time to eat i better get some fish or it will be a problem. And if there is food in the dish when im ready to leave then the food leaves with me. The tupperware/dish will not be left behind because if so nobody will know what happened to it when i ask about it.
7. Since the food will be late you really dont have to worry about this.
8. People leave when either A. they are full/food is gone, B. an argument is about to start, C. its dark AND the mosquitos are coming out
9. An empty chair is an empty chair unless it belongs to big momma.
10. RSVP? Most of the people there didnt even know there was a cookout until the day before!
11. You wont get enough alcohol to get drunk unless you are a drunk, brought it yourself, and have been taking pulls from the trunk. In which case everyone already knows you are a drunk.
12. Unless someone you know is introducing you to someone else then dont try and get at anyone. Thats an easy fight.
GetInTheTruck
Member
Last cookout I was at my mans pops was getting on him cuz he had all these people coming through with "dry ass hands" 
They probably don't want you anyway
N!ggas is dumb ass 30 bricks in here. Of course n!ggas is doing dumbass sh!t at cookouts. This graphic is just showing sh!t you SHOULDN'T be doing at cookouts. Ol' blockhead ass n!ggas like @Londilon gonna get roasted at the cookouts I go to if he coming empty handed, letting his kids run all over the place fvcking sh!t up, drinking up n!ggas Henny and getting wasted holla'n at n!ggas broads.
If you invite me and you're constantly nagging me about it when I had no intention of being there in the first place when I get there I'm doing what I want period.
Don't leave your kids
Don't sneak into bedrooms
Don't go in the fridge or pots
Don't destroy the bathroom
Don't park on the grass
Don't hide spills, stains or watermarks
Don't make long distance calls on the LAN line
Don't ask your weed guy to make a drop
Don't invite the BM when you know you are bringing your new boo
Don't sneak into bedrooms
Don't go in the fridge or pots
Don't destroy the bathroom
Don't park on the grass
Don't hide spills, stains or watermarks
Don't make long distance calls on the LAN line
Don't ask your weed guy to make a drop
Don't invite the BM when you know you are bringing your new boo
feelosofer
#ninergang
If more of us followed these rules then cookouts wouldn't devolve into the ratchet mess they too often do.
I've kicked people out out of cookouts for breaking too many of those rules.
The only one I would change is if you brought food liquor, you can divvy up the food but the beer/liquor stays with me. Also, I've told dudes to leave their Natty Daddy's in the fukking car. Don't bring bottom shelf hooch to my joints.
I've kicked people out out of cookouts for breaking too many of those rules.
The only one I would change is if you brought food liquor, you can divvy up the food but the beer/liquor stays with me. Also, I've told dudes to leave their Natty Daddy's in the fukking car. Don't bring bottom shelf hooch to my joints.
All Knowledge
Speak up...
Haven't been to a trill cookout in sooo long brehs 
Black_Panther_JS
Superstar
we don't have no rules
we just do us
we just do us
And of course, the cookout song
