The Self Castration of Ted Cruz in One Tweet
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I would love nothing more than to receive a phone call from Cruz asking me to consider voting for Trump.
"I'm on the fence, Senator, I really am. What's still turning me off is how dismissive Trump seemed to be to your common sense conservatism. You're a pretty good legislator, so if you're honestly telling me that he's the definitive and superior choice for the President, and you were mistaken about policy in the primaries, I'm more than willing to believe you. Honestly, Senator, I really respect your ability to let petty slights aside, and full-throatedly recommend who you see as the obvious choice for the better and more accomplished statesman."
"I'm on the fence, Senator, I really am. What's still turning me off is how dismissive Trump seemed to be to your common sense conservatism. You're a pretty good legislator, so if you're honestly telling me that he's the definitive and superior choice for the President, and you were mistaken about policy in the primaries, I'm more than willing to believe you. Honestly, Senator, I really respect your ability to let petty slights aside, and full-throatedly recommend who you see as the obvious choice for the better and more accomplished statesman."
ll_simon
GQ MoTY Candidate
Feel like there's something he forgot to mention 
Fillerguy
Veteran
The man had peoples respect for a bit after losing and refusing to bow down. He's embarrassing now.
I'm going to hell..........
It's sad that breh gotta do all this for a 2020 run.
He can't piss those donors off.
Darth Nubian
I bought my first Ki from my baby momma brother
I love the way this dude has been exposed as an ambitious hack. You would think that his fruitless debt ceiling and Obamacare fights would have been enough, but it took Trump to tie the millstone around his neck.