There was a thread about all the fukkery going on in the Mario World but Zelda is right up there...
Link to the past had me shook of chickens for a minute
Grew up in the boonies...used to walk dirt roads...started riding my bike in case them chickens got aggy on me
Also the Boss "Blind"
So...Blind is a grown man...banished to the dark world and becomes a monster...but he pretends to be a woman...who needs saving
...and then when you expose him to light it reveals that he is a monster
...and you are playing as a kid and he is trying to kill you
...after he tried to trick you into thinking he was a woman so you could help him escape
...dude is basically Robert Durst
Why is Gannon constantly trying to kidnap a girl who is somewhere between 12 and 16
They should call this series "To catch a Zelda"
I remember when dudes told me about this when I was a kid and gave it a try.
I wasn't kidding when I said pay bruh!! Don't give a fukk if you're the hero or whatever.
At you being named "THIEF" from that point on...
The amount of fukkery in that game. And you get to keep the item 
Then they had that one dude who turned into a racc00n and was fukking up your flow when your were venturing through that forest. All cuz dude was eating some good ass shrooms 
