dafuq is this table shyt?
tablin = table'n, tablin, tabling, tabled't.
all reference the moment in coliseum community history.
where i repelled an offensive bogus attack from rap's own goofie: joe budden.
which was precipitated by some unknown goofie.
who impersonated your champion and hero.
art barr
on another multiple forums, namely joe budden forum all day long.
inciting joe budden to feel he could garner ego candy. by publically coming on the boards at the
.
a place where he never had any respect as an actual knowledgeable poster and also was exposed for being a porn chaser.
when, he is supposed to have a roster of big booty hoes from a major label record deal to not need internet porn.
while, using the perception of his major label record deal.
to try to gain internet fame by dissing the real greatest poster in the history of the internet:
ART BARR
all because he just thought i was just some kid on a computer and did not really know whom i was in actual hiphop underground history, as well.
that same day, as well. this same fake art barr impersonator.
also took to the real just blaze's formerly old twitter based dj mix show.
to impersonate the real art barr, and make a fool of himself.
that also lead just blaze to migrate to the
and also publically diss the real art barr.
which lead to me, the real art barr having to defend my honor against two major label signed defjam artist.
for no reason and no warning, and the term tabling is because i broke the internet with my response.
plus, when it was found out.
i had to actually disclose who i was in real life and that is the protege to the greatest battle rap legend, juice.
later to find out why this even occurred,..i decided to do a background on the fact.
i felt really bad about dissing just blaze and not understanding said personal attack on the :hamster;
so, i did some research and found justblaze's twitter dj show.
when i logged on to look at the mix show, there was another poster in the chat room.
impersonating me using my
handle of art barr.
realizing the bullshyt,..
i logged onto another social media site, old twitter.
which i never did before this besides hiphopcartel.com at the time.
confronting said fake art barr, imposter as therealartbarr.
in the exchange the impersonator was clowned and in that, the real justblaze could tell from my verbiage.
who was the real authentic art barr, and who was the imposter.
all from my verbiage and sentence structure and that also confirmed my cult status as a reviewer.
who actually had a draw within industry circles for my record reviews and cultural commentary.
of which at the time, most major label record artist all fronted and acted like the internet was not a draw and beneath them.
yet, if it was beneath them in stigma.
then, why try to publically check a civilian over the internet.
thus proving my reviews and commentary were poignant and held weight on a scale past anyone else on the internet.
just blaze then talked to me vocally via the mic.
on his mixshow chat and i responded in chat.
after, realizing we were all duped and we both apologized and all was fair.
cue, me going to joe budden's board after finding said impersonator.
i asked joe budden to delete the impersonator.
all because the username being active and existing was a troll joke parody of me after the fact.
to which joe budden never obliged and both being emcee's.
he and i both know having the imposter still active login wise was disrespectful to me as a draw.
so, since he never banned said imposter and also never apologized for not banning said poster.
he left the matter and trouble ticket unclosed and that is why he is still my bytch to this day.
so, i could let stand the ether that internet said i gave him when i broke the internet.
when he never recovered and he could have if he would have been man enough to just ban a username on his message board.
a username he tried to downplay but we all in the public eye know affected him.
hence, why when i kill someone on the internet in long or shorthand.
it is called a tabling.
as i don't have to even talk in long hand anymore, to solve issues.
as everyone already knows.
you already, TOOK AN L, FOR fukk'N WITH ART BARR
in short hand or long hand,...
so, after that fiasco it just became automatic in legend and history.
that you can not win an arguement against me in no form.
no matter how you deflect, make jokes, parody, troll, impersonate, etc.
you will lose fukk'n with:
ART BARR
the end result of all this is tables month.
to commemorate my owning of joe budden and to give internet poster relevence in content, scope and impact.
the fact, i don't have to say anything but post a link.
showing me punching you in the mouth or putting you throughed't a table.
all because everyone knows you already lauced't.
from this was the creation of invincible rep art barr, featured in, i want my greens.
the backstage filmed saga of the life and times of art barr backstage in the community as fun.
plus, the mainstream global acceptance of the preciate it handshake from scott keith lore.
which was soon made and influenced the dap.
in the great migration from the
, in 2o12.
where another imposter was stopped from being me here as well.
all because i am the poster who had the most prolific posting responses in this community's history.
plus, this situation was the last culminating feat.
that set in stone i am and will always be,...
the goat and best and most prolific poster in internet history.
from that i became the undisputed sohh champion and the carryover undisputed champion to this very forum and community as well.
which no one will dispute except a former rogue's gallery of the past tabled lames and goofies.
that are all trying to hide from the exposal and tabling in their past i have given them.
or they have done to themselves and i have made light so everyone pays attention for culturally violating hiphop.
those lames, i have all exposed tabled and clowned to oblivion.
to make them stalk and be vested in emotionally.
while failing to dispute my greatness.
if you look to a poster left or right of you,....they were more than likely tabled't by:
ART BARR
