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I been seeing a lot of Beyonce slander on this board so I figured I'd share a story about the day I find out Beyonce was DA TRUTH
So my girl wanted to go to a Beyonce show with me, and her girls. So naturally I'm like "yeah we could but we gotta plan ahead to bring the homies."
And I been on the pro Beyonce tip for a good 7-8 years now. Never had a problem with her music, always knew how talented she was, but this was time I really didn't get it get it, cause I didn't go to a show.
(Reminder: You absolutely need to see Beyonce live)
Anyway, so I hit some friends and I bring it up, and nikkaz Is like "
" at the thought of going, let alone PAYING to go see Beyonce perform. Remind you, we had to go to a reseller because obviously all that shyt was sold out.
We found this group section for 8, and that's the only way they were selling so my boy goes "yo ill go if you tell Carmen to go
"
Now Carmen, is my girls friend, who my boy had been
about for a minute at the time. So much to the point that one time I told him she was over and he dead ass popped up unannounced with Papa Johns 
At the door like "what's good breh
what chall up to "
So I'm like man we'll all go then it's set, he gets to Mack on Ol' girl, I get to the do something nice for my shorty, and the homies get either Mack on these other two girls OR at worst scoop something at the show because Beyonce shows are
with the women.
Everybody chips in and puts their bread together. My girl, Carmen and 2 of her home girls home girls.
And we arrive separately to treat it like an actual date night type thing. Rented a truck but the girls uber'd it there and we'd all come back together.
We all in the bytch like this
Now keep that image in mind. Because that's how we were in there, Truth. Too cool, too tough. Not with the fukkshyt, just Tryna move real militant.
We meet up with the girls prior to the show so we can get to our spots.
And breh immediately starts Mackin on Carmen. Like complimenting her, letting her know how good she looked. nikka told her that "Beyonce wasn't the finest girl at the show tonight"
I ain't saying nun but she clearly wasn't feeling him at first even though she agreed it was a date, AND he payed for damn near all of her ticket.
We go in and saw some opening acts and my boy is like "
this shyt is dead boy"
I'm like yo "the show didn't even start yet niggga relax. And in mid conversation the lights dim
And this long intro plays and it's like you couldn't move your head if you tried. Something about it just made you focus on it.
Then the formation beat drops
And the energy was so crazy at the show because everybody is gasping and hyperventilating and people are going crazy.
Some big gay guy is next to me LITERALLY crying, and ripping on his shirt and pulling on his ears and sweating
Then Beyonce comes out and is like "did y'all come Here to have a good time
"
And I'm like "Yeah
"
Like she's talking to me specifially. But it wasn't just me, I look over at my boy and he's like
mystified at what he's seeing. Remind you the seats were good but not that good. Like the way he was making it seem was that he was super close.
But the show is getting super lit. Big gay dude over there standing in a puddle. My girl is having the time of her life, and everybody is having a good time except Carmen
Remind you we all walked in looking like nation, but Beyonce concerts have a way of bringing the gay outta the realest nigggas
We all damn near like this while Bow Down is playing
I look over to my boy who was just talking about how all this shyt is Wack and he's like
"Bow Down bytches, Bow Down bytches"
Even my girl who is normally the most reserved, calm person in the world is like
At that point I'm like fukk it I might as well let myself go too
Now this is where it gets funny.
Ol' girl (Carmen) talking about she's sick and she needs to go back to the car. I'm like okay, thinking that she know her way back and all that. But now she looking for somebody to go back with her and we all like
So she looks at my boy like
you ain't gone come with me?
And right before he answers "Don't Hurt Yourself" comes on and he ignores her
So she starts arguing with him and he like "if you gotta go then go"
and we all like
Son goes back to bustin moves and screaming "let that bytch....... (Finished dance move) go" WHILE he's dancing
So after the show is over, and it was amazing as shyt. We all making our way back outside after a long ass ovation of the Queen
My nikka went from not wanting to go, to only going if Ol girl went, to saying the show was wack, to letting her walk away alone and later we found out she had food poisoning
We all got in the car after and Ol girl is in the back sick AF, and my boy up there texting some girl he met at the show
Not only that, Tryna see what's the closest next available show he could get to.
All this while playing Don't Hurt Yourself In the car on repeat for half the ride
So my girl wanted to go to a Beyonce show with me, and her girls. So naturally I'm like "yeah we could but we gotta plan ahead to bring the homies."
And I been on the pro Beyonce tip for a good 7-8 years now. Never had a problem with her music, always knew how talented she was, but this was time I really didn't get it get it, cause I didn't go to a show.
(Reminder: You absolutely need to see Beyonce live)
Anyway, so I hit some friends and I bring it up, and nikkaz Is like "
" at the thought of going, let alone PAYING to go see Beyonce perform. Remind you, we had to go to a reseller because obviously all that shyt was sold out.We found this group section for 8, and that's the only way they were selling so my boy goes "yo ill go if you tell Carmen to go
"Now Carmen, is my girls friend, who my boy had been
about for a minute at the time. So much to the point that one time I told him she was over and he dead ass popped up unannounced with Papa Johns At the door like "what's good breh
what chall up to " So I'm like man we'll all go then it's set, he gets to Mack on Ol' girl, I get to the do something nice for my shorty, and the homies get either Mack on these other two girls OR at worst scoop something at the show because Beyonce shows are
with the women.Everybody chips in and puts their bread together. My girl, Carmen and 2 of her home girls home girls.
And we arrive separately to treat it like an actual date night type thing. Rented a truck but the girls uber'd it there and we'd all come back together.
We all in the bytch like this
Now keep that image in mind. Because that's how we were in there, Truth. Too cool, too tough. Not with the fukkshyt, just Tryna move real militant.
We meet up with the girls prior to the show so we can get to our spots.
And breh immediately starts Mackin on Carmen. Like complimenting her, letting her know how good she looked. nikka told her that "Beyonce wasn't the finest girl at the show tonight"
I ain't saying nun but she clearly wasn't feeling him at first even though she agreed it was a date, AND he payed for damn near all of her ticket.
We go in and saw some opening acts and my boy is like "
this shyt is dead boy"I'm like yo "the show didn't even start yet niggga relax. And in mid conversation the lights dim
And this long intro plays and it's like you couldn't move your head if you tried. Something about it just made you focus on it.
Then the formation beat drops
And the energy was so crazy at the show because everybody is gasping and hyperventilating and people are going crazy.
Some big gay guy is next to me LITERALLY crying, and ripping on his shirt and pulling on his ears and sweating
Then Beyonce comes out and is like "did y'all come Here to have a good time
"And I'm like "Yeah
"Like she's talking to me specifially. But it wasn't just me, I look over at my boy and he's like
mystified at what he's seeing. Remind you the seats were good but not that good. Like the way he was making it seem was that he was super close.But the show is getting super lit. Big gay dude over there standing in a puddle. My girl is having the time of her life, and everybody is having a good time except Carmen
Remind you we all walked in looking like nation, but Beyonce concerts have a way of bringing the gay outta the realest nigggas
We all damn near like this while Bow Down is playing
I look over to my boy who was just talking about how all this shyt is Wack and he's like
Even my girl who is normally the most reserved, calm person in the world is like
At that point I'm like fukk it I might as well let myself go too
Now this is where it gets funny.
Ol' girl (Carmen) talking about she's sick and she needs to go back to the car. I'm like okay, thinking that she know her way back and all that. But now she looking for somebody to go back with her and we all like
So she looks at my boy like
you ain't gone come with me?And right before he answers "Don't Hurt Yourself" comes on and he ignores her
So she starts arguing with him and he like "if you gotta go then go"
and we all like
Son goes back to bustin moves and screaming "let that bytch....... (Finished dance move) go" WHILE he's dancing
So after the show is over, and it was amazing as shyt. We all making our way back outside after a long ass ovation of the Queen
My nikka went from not wanting to go, to only going if Ol girl went, to saying the show was wack, to letting her walk away alone and later we found out she had food poisoning
We all got in the car after and Ol girl is in the back sick AF, and my boy up there texting some girl he met at the show
Not only that, Tryna see what's the closest next available show he could get to.
All this while playing Don't Hurt Yourself In the car on repeat for half the ride
You tell a good story
to 
during the intro. 
That was so funny (and on point)