The Wildlife of Florida Thread

[Memorial Stadium Piru]

Living here for 20 years, I be seeing all kinds of fukkery that make me go

I was coming home from Popeyes one night and a hissing armadillo scurried across my path

The nine lives myth is bullshyt because I see dead cats all over the place everyday

Walking around and smelling dead animals so much I'm desensitized to the smell

I saw a stray dog get punked by a peacock

Speaking of peacocks, why are there so many down here They tore out the shingles on my dad's roof

I was walking home from Walgreens tonight and a bat flew over me I could see the brown & white fur and it's wings from the reflection of the street lights

We have species of wild chickens destroying vegetation because of all the Spanish people down here practicing Santeria

These lizards species are ridiculous

I saw 2 big ass iguanas kicking it above my front door on the wall They were both green but one had a big ass orange patch on its back

I was walking through the subdivision next to my subdivision a few weeks ago and seen an orange head, black bodied, yellow tailed creature the size of a Bolivian woman

The canal behind my house is FLOODED with alligators Go outside in the morning and see a bunch of yellow eyes staring at you above the surface

The Everglades is overloaded with pythons & anacondas now Burmese pythons made the ENTIRE SPECIES of swamp rabbits go extinct in Florida There was 3 million of them

 

[Big D Bangston]

Sounds exciting in an Austrailian outback kind of way

 

[CarbonBraddock]

one night i was fishing on the lake and some kind of huge creature leap onto the boat. i think it was a big-ass catfish. it landed on me and must've been like 200 lbs and i wrestled it with all i had and this mufukka had grabbed hold of me, trying to strangle me brehs. i ended up killing it bc i had a taser and i electrocuted it, but since i was wet too, no homo, the current went through me too so i had to outlast it until one of us died and i lived obviously, but my village ate well off that.

 

[staticshock]

Damn!

I’m a outdoors type person ain’t no damn way I’d stay in FL

 

[mannyrs13]

Yeah y'all got some weird shyt down there. You sure the animals ain't escape from the zoo or something?

"orange head, black bodied, yellow tailed creature the size of a Bolivian woman"

This shyt was prolly the chupacabra.

 

[Tombstone]

I came from NY to FL.

We lived in the projects so it’s understandable to have roaches even tho my mom kept the place mad clean. It’s typical project life.


I moved to FL. I seen the palm trees and it was so beautiful. I never seen section 8 housing with palm trees and grass.




Flying cockroaches, snakes, gators huge ass grass hoppers.Armadillos, racc00ns. Big ass lizards and wasps chillin.

I was begging my mom to take me back to the projects.

 

[Cuban Pete]

I live in the middle of Miami bro and it was two fukking swamp possums posted on my front porch punking my cat for his food

Crib got motherfukking black widow spiders

A WHOLE FOX chased me once in the elementary schoolyard

And my mom's gay homies used to have a pet puma they kept in the house, wild caught

 

[Canada Goose]

Those Peacocks and Chickens putting in work in Florida! #birdgang

 

[Canada Goose]

Compared to NYC all them Florida animals is p*ssy, if they came up here us Pigeons would be extorting them


When other species of birds used to pass though NYC to fly south for the winter they used to stay getting terrorized by Rats, so me and my nikkaz started extorting these birds for protection

 

[kovi]

Got snakes in my backyard

Had to kill a 4 foot python once was shook for weeks

Got a gator somewhere in there too

Neighbors being haunted by something that looks like a cross of a boar and a coyote

 

[ROFL_GUY]

Thread delivers

 

[NAUGHTY]

We had a chimp and a king cobra running loose in my area one time ago.

 

[Stir Fry]

Snapped a picture of this prehistoric monstrosity during a visit out there last year. Anyone know what the hell it is?

 

[Memorial Stadium Piru]

Yeah y'all got some weird shyt down there. You sure the animals ain't escape from the zoo or something?

"orange head, black bodied, yellow tailed creature the size of a Bolivian woman"

This shyt was prolly the chupacabra.

Lol it was just really big, I looked it up, it was a red headed agama

I live in the middle of Miami bro and it was two fukking swamp possums posted on my front porch punking my cat for his food

Crib got motherfukking black widow spiders

A WHOLE FOX chased me once in the elementary schoolyard

And my mom's gay homies used to have a pet puma they kept in the house, wild caught

Lol I live in Homestead

 

[Tombstone]

Let’s not forget them Lovebugs


They history is still unknown. Genetically engineered from Germans or some shyt .

Stay fukking up my whip when Right after I wash it.