The women translator

[MikelArteta]

" I want other things" - I want to fukk other dudes

" I need space" - I want to fukk other dudes

" he's just a friend" - we are fukking or have fukked in the past

"I've only slept with 3 guys" - I've really slept with 20

" I don't usually do this" - I tell to every guy I suck off on the first night to not look like a slut

"I'm thick in the right places" - I'm fat

"my kids are the best thing to happen to me" - my life is fukked all I have is my kids

"you are such a nice guy" - Friendzone

"he cheated on me I hate him" - I love him, I want to tame the stallion

"I want a nice good guy" - I have a kid, I'm getting fat money is running low I need a guy to provide for me.

"I've had my fun i want to settle down" - i've clubbed had numerous one night stands been cheated on and abused, now i just want to be a homebody and fin da poindexter so i can use and abuse


Add on brehs

 

[Black Hans]

"Where's all the good men" = I'm a flabby and sick hoe and nobody of quality wants me.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

"I'm like $30 short on my light bill"= I'm a prostitute

 

[Grandma]

"i can still stick and move" = i'll kick your ass

 

[young3000]

"I'm thick in the right places" - I'm fat

dead on....as soon as I hear those words

 

[Emperor Sol]

"OP is a fakkit" - OP is a fakkit



































"All we, as women want, is a REAL man" - nikka you'd betta be packin that 12 inch heat that I need and you'd betta be thuggin outchyo mind if you tryna holla at me or else step the hell off playa. fukk that nice guy shyt. That's for bytch made nikkas. I'd better be dripping just from one glance into your eyes or else you ain't shyt.

 

[Lil' Kartwheel]

"I just want a man that'll love me for me" - I want somebody that'll put up with my foolishness and crazy ways.

 

[Black Hans]

"You the only one I was with" = *Calls Maury*

 

[Captain Crunch]

 

[Buckeye Fever]

"I SWEAR, nothing ever happened between he and I"=we fukked a few times, but we made a pact to not discuss it and act like it never happened.

 

[Francis White]

" oh i am not that good looking" = means i too good looking for you .

 

[BruhMayne]

"If you cant handle me at my worst then you dont deserve me at my best" = I'm an inconsiderate bytch once I get comfortable

 

[Mowgli]

I was like this when you met me - im always going to be flabby n sick

you cant handle a real woman - you dont like putting up with bullsh1t.

What do you want to do now 10pm on first date - take me back to your place and F my brains out, respectfully.

 

[BruhMayne]

".....Umm we need to talk"









=

 

[Mowgli]

".....Umm we need to talk"









=

Im going to dump you, give you an ultimatum or confront you with something i heard from someone or discovered snoooping through your things.