Trajan
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I just came from a new barbershop and this theory is still true. Especially for Jamaican barbershops. Bad customer service and fukkery are the ingredients to a good barbershop.
- A Chinese lady still selling bootleg DVDs in 2016 came through to chop it up.
-The barber and one dude were in a huge argument about a prior bet gone wrong. Arguments in patois sound extra aggressive. Everyone else trying to be diplomatic as to who won the bet
. The shyt wasn't even objectively quantifiable so they both thought they were right. 
- Barbers pausing to have long convos everytime they run the damn clipper through a nikkas hair.
- Taking an hour to trim a bald ass old man cos the barber got one eye on the game
- Barber talking on the phone while he clips away
But the ordeal was worth it. They have me looking right. I'm feeling so fine real talk I wanna date myself
. Yes homo
Back to the thread title, think about it.....If dudes have everyone waiting a ridiculous amount of time and all kind of fukkery popping off and the joint is STILL full then they must be doing something right.
Conversely I've walked in shops where the barber was
when I walked in. Had me second guessing my decision. Guess what? I was right. Walk out feeling cheated with my hairline pushed back like SAS 
. But because the breh is going above and beyond so you can't be mad at him.
New rule: unless the customer service is shytty do not get your hair cut there. If dude provides good customer service then he has something to hide. His blade game weak.
- A Chinese lady still selling bootleg DVDs in 2016 came through to chop it up.
-The barber and one dude were in a huge argument about a prior bet gone wrong. Arguments in patois sound extra aggressive. Everyone else trying to be diplomatic as to who won the bet
. The shyt wasn't even objectively quantifiable so they both thought they were right. - Barbers pausing to have long convos everytime they run the damn clipper through a nikkas hair.
- Taking an hour to trim a bald ass old man cos the barber got one eye on the game
- Barber talking on the phone while he clips away
But the ordeal was worth it. They have me looking right. I'm feeling so fine real talk I wanna date myself
. Yes homoBack to the thread title, think about it.....If dudes have everyone waiting a ridiculous amount of time and all kind of fukkery popping off and the joint is STILL full then they must be doing something right.
Conversely I've walked in shops where the barber was
when I walked in. Had me second guessing my decision. Guess what? I was right. Walk out feeling cheated with my hairline pushed back like SAS . But because the breh is going above and beyond so you can't be mad at him.New rule: unless the customer service is shytty do not get your hair cut there. If dude provides good customer service then he has something to hide. His blade game weak.
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