There is never a time the :mjcry: smilie is inappropriate.

[Lurka Ternt Posta]

It is the alpha and the omega. The beginning and the end. The embodiment of every conceived emotion on earth. The raw, condensed, singular visualization of humanity...to live, to laugh, to love, to lose. It is the mjcry, and it is beautiful.

 

[ikbm]

i just got a parking ticket


i seen my niece for the first time since she was a baby...shes all grown now


i just got some fire ass head from a shorty around the way


the knicks beat the cavs yesterday


i'm high as hell and i just hit a 15 second mental crisis of depression


what if i die alone


i got paid today

 

[Lurka Ternt Posta]

i just got a parking ticket


i seen my niece for the first time since she was a baby...shes all grown now


i just got some fire ass head from a shorty around the way


the knicks beat the cavs yesterday


i'm high as hell and i just hit a 15 second mental crisis of depression


what if i die alone


i got paid today

I can't even come up with the words to describe how I feel about this post, so I'mma just let my main man MJ sum it up for me:

 

[Wildin]

Girl I planted the seed with about 4 months ago randomly hit me up sayin she was in the neighborhood and wanted to swoop through, I told her where my spot was and she was literally down the street. It was a high of 42 today so my place was a lil chilly. She came in and sat down then asked "what were you doin?" I said "I was just stepping out of the shower when you texted I threw on some shorts and met you at the door."
Then she's said "let me see your dikk"

Spoiler

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

He looked the guards in the eye and said, "fukk me. fukk me, please," as they carried him out. "

 

[Lurka Ternt Posta]

He looked the guards in the eye and said, "fukk me. fukk me, please," as they carried him out. "

 

[Fatboi1]

 

[Boogie]

My girl said she on her way

 

[KOOL-AID]

takin off yo shirt and real eyes in that all the time at the gym is payin off amazingly

 

[Lurka Ternt Posta]

My girl said she on her way

Hit that just a little extra hard for me, breh.

 

[drugxglory]

True story. I was at the bank earlier, in the drive thru atm, this suv pulled up next to me had a lady in it, i looked over and she never looked my way... she was done before me, once i got done and got to the st bout to pull out, i seen she got into a car accident

 

[Lurka Ternt Posta]

A baby is born

A grandparent dies

The sun rises

The sun sets

Such is life

 

[Smoke]

It's Friday night, and Halloween, and I'm on thecoli

 

[ikbm]

i prayed @KOOL-AID would get brain cancer...and it's taking too long to happen



i bit off a cuticle on my finger yesterday and my index finger still hurts a bit

sometimes i get reminded of my fukk ups in the past all the way to my teenage years...fukking up chances with girls


my natural hairline is very lovely....it's a barbers dream


i'm 23 years old and i cant grow a beard of any form....all i got is a fukkin chin strap


young thug is a blatant homosexual and i like his songs

 

[Ashley Banks]

i have to fart but my bf is in the room