These IG "baddies" DO NOT look like that in real life... (UPDATE)03/23/26

[thelonious21]

Your favorite baddie has cornrows and hyper pigmentation under all them wigs and filters..

Like someone said tho.. I'd still hit. ..
But it's just the reality that these hoes is low key ugly/ avg.

 

[3rdWorld]

That's why I always ask what she's wearing when she's coming for a first time meeting..so I can spot her from afar and run away if need be. Smh

 

[lib123]

I started following this chick on IG who i later found out is from my city.. On IG she's bad af ,body face all that.. Man I just saw shawty come in my gym this morning, she regular than a mf ...And let me say this, im not trying to dog the woman she's still a good looking chick but nowhere near as stunning and curvy as her IG portrays..

I know this aint breaking news how people use photoshop, AI, and filters but damn.. it was just a shock seeing her and being like wait, is that you???

Shawty went from a 9 to a 6.75


Dont believe your lying eyes on IG brehs



And no im not posting her just so you childish incels can dog her out in here then sprint to her DM and do worse

I mean this is kind of obvious but it's the degrees of how much worse they look that be killing me
I saw this local socialite at a korean breakfast spot and she was looking ROUGH. So much about these chicks be fake anyway (makeup, body, weave, income etc) so it's not really a shocker when you see them and they regular as fukk.

Also some of them start posting old pictures and videos when they start to fall off. The lack of exercise, poor diets, fast life partying and excessive drinking ages them quickly.

 

[Cheese McNair]

All those IG dimes you thirst after get discharge in their panties. They're not special

The baddest bytch in the world will stop you from putting a finger in her bootyhole while you fukkin because she’s holding in poop.

 

[lib123]

Lol the breh @xXOGLEGENDXx made an entire 10 part series breakdown on this.

Stop Lusting on IG Thots MasterClass Pt. 7: Identify Photoshop

Part One: The Low Angle (https://www.thecoli.com/threads/stop-lusting-on-ig-thots-masterclass-pt-1-the-low-angle.796585/) Part Two: Manufactured Hips (https://www.thecoli.com/threads/stop-lusting-on-ig-thots-masterclass-pt-2-manufactured-hips.796667/) Part Three: Flat Stomachs & Small Waists...

www.thecoli.com

 

[folasade]

Hasn't this been common sense since the early days of social media? Why are people still acting slow about this?

 

[Jaguar93]

 

[Sinnerman]

Yeah. In my experience the IG/TIk Tok baddies look worse in real life, while actual celebrities(actresses/singers especially) look much better

 

[lib123]

There are some ppl who don’t photograph well so they look 10x better in person— TRUE!


But this is about the women who edit their shyt so much they look like a different person.
If you encounter a woman who is literally an “IG baddie”, she’s literally making money off of men using her looks. That is a JOB and the difference between paying her rent or having to tell Nate she’s in a bind.

So yes, those chicks will look way better online because they have to look as impossibly attractive as possible to get attention and money from as many men as possible.


It’s like seeing a super model or actress in real life without make up.


You bump into Kylie Jenner or Kim Kardashian bare face with no makeup?! Night and day difference. And I’m not saying they are unattractive, I’m just saying it’s literally their job to be as hot as possible online.

Lol this is facts. Case in point, look at what Daphne Joy was putting up with Diddy for $10K month.

 

[head shots101]

There's no woman who looks better without makeup bro, you're acting like you just discovered something new.

Damn it most suck living in the middle of nowhere man

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Lol this is facts. Case in point, look at what Daphne Joy was putting up with Diddy for $10K month.

Putting up with


You mean gladly participating.. she gonna be at the gates when this nikka is released, just watch

 

[BigMan]

 

[cyndaquil]

I dunno man, the 2 IG girls I dated looked pretty good in real life.

This cant be true. Coli brehs only post women from IG not date them

 

[Vandelay]

Some people know how to take great pics.

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

Lmao this reminds me of this white woman I used to work with. She was ok in person - she was blonde with big boobs so she definitely got attention. But in the face she looks like Idina Menzel in Wicked.

Anyway, she wore makeup every day at work of course (like most WW) but her pics on social media were soooo airbrushed. She looked like a damn anime character.

She was also married to a breh who cheated on her left and right and it really fukked with her mentally. Like how dare this ni**er cheat on me!

Was her name joany?