These new young homeless people ain't got no respect

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This happened Friday. I'm on my lunch break, so I pull up at Bojangles to cop a 3 piece. :win:

Soon as I park, I see buddy eyeballing. So naturally I'm like here we go with this shyt. But I'm in a good mode so I'ma here buddy out.

So buddy can't be no more than 25, he hits me with his story.

Buddy: ":krs:Aye, bro don't I know you? What high School u went too?"

Me: "I ain't from around here:unimpressed:

Buddy: "Oh where u from?"

Me: "Charlotte." (I'm actually from Columbia, but let me see how this goes).

Buddy: ":jawalrus:Man I knew u, I'm from Charlotte too. U know Man Man?"

Me: "Nah:unimpressed:. So was up what you want?."

Buddy: "Well listen I'm tryna do right, outchea cutting grass and shyt, not tryna break in shyt, ya feel me. If u can look out for me man it's all love. Man jus anything."

Me: "I ain't got no cash, but I'll get u a two piece:manny:

Buddy: "Ok cool, but listen I can't go up in there"
Me :leostare:.

Buddy: Just bring it out to me, take ur time I don't wanna bother u.:youngsabo:

Me: aight

Go in buy my shyt and his, come out, Buddy ass gone. :mjtf:

Wtf. Got a extra two piece, dirty rice and drank looking foolish:snoop:
 

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Mid 20s black male caught me getting out my car on the way to buy groceries asking for bus money. I can tell he was on something at the time and initially told him I don’t have it. Then he went on about can I get cash back after I’m finished shopping and he could wait. I told him I’ll see if I could then turned around to walk away but the sucker in me turned back and gave him $5.

I only help black people since Trump got elected. A few weeks before an old white lady approached my car while I was eating Taco Bell asking for money to get some medical bag or some shyt. I told her I didn’t have it and rolled up my window and drove off.
 

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Yeah that's why I said I was in a good mood to hear him out.


But u did more then just hear him out....U fell for the okee doke and spent money and then regretted it and are now venting about the regret on social media.

If all it takes is for u to be in a good mood then you'll fall for the okee doke again instead of just always ignoring the hustle no matter what mood u in.
 

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But u did more then just hear him out....U fell for the okee doke and spent money and then regretted it and are now venting about the regret on social media.

If all it takes is for u to be in a good mood then you'll fall for the okee doke again instead of just always ignoring the hustle no matter what mood u in.

Listening don't mean I'ma do whatever someone ask. I said I was in a mood to hear him. My decision to buy the food is a separate choice. But I'ma let you have it.
 
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