These youngins will never have to deal with the struggle of calling a girl through the house phone

[Address_Unknown]

Having to call a girl you knew but didn't give a fukk about in class' house 'cause she had an older sister your older cousin was trying to holler at.

Practicing that late night radio deep voice with the laugh that got chicks all

"Boy, why you sound like dat?"

Having to jump through hoops with a mad ass dad on the phone, got you asking for bogus homework pages'n'shyt.

Someone picking up the other end and hear you trying to tell a chick how nice her thighs looked in them tights under her skirt during Phys Ed only to see your Mom in the Kitchen looking at you like "Tha is wha the fukk I senning yuh school fa, boy? Look under gyul skurt?"

Risks and rewards, my brethren.

 

[Jean Jacket]

1. Get your sister or cousin to call the chick and hand you the phone.

2. If they have caller ID.. Have her friend call and put you on three way.

3. Wait till her parents go to sleep.

4. Talk like a faq when you ask for her.

5. Have her turn her ringer off and give her a specific time to pick up.

 

[IslandG]

In 6th 7th grade the thing at my school was that girls would want to "make out" over the phone...

my brother caught me toungin down the receiver

 

[Jean Jacket]

You hang up... No you hang up.... 1...2.......3.........


Why u didn't hang up?

 

[GoPro]

That 3-way was revolutionary and clutch. You could easily set up folk or find out what ppl really thought about you.

I remember one time I was feeling this female in 8th grade, and lucky for me she was my home boys cousin. So I told him I'm digging her and to put me on. He was like aight, let me call her on 3-way and see what she thinks about you.

My Friend: Hey Sheena, what you think about my manz Mo Zeit?? He feeling you, ya know...

Sheena: UGH NO!! I CAN'T STAND HIM!! HE UGLY, WHY WOULD U THINK I LIKE HIM??!!!!

My Friend: damn my fault girl I aint know. I was just trying to look out. My bad. **hangs up phone**

Me (on 3-way in silence):

That post-hang up convo tho

Ya boy: Well umm..... Soooo, ummm. Uhhhhh, sooo you wanna go shoot some hoops?





But Id always schedule a time to call. never spoke to a relative. Unfortunately in the hood, I rarely had to worry about fathers picking up the phone

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

This be the realest thread you ever wrote.

 

[ThiefyPoo]

Man I was a phone whore !!

I had my own line only cause it was the computer line . Plus my folks were never home so my line was lit !!!!

Only bad part was it was a one way so if I was on the line you get the busy signal

I had so many bytches till I got caught up


I don't know if y'all know but if you have a one way you can still get through to someone line by having the operator interrupt your call .

It's called line intercept I think .

A couple of my ex's did this while I was on the phone with another girl .

I always use to say it was an emergency and it was my cousin tryna get in touch

 

[Another Man]

My pop would just hit the

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

getting three-way called by some random bish with your crush on the line unbeknownst to you

The shenanigans of a three way call.

Be ruining my concentration and shyt while I'm pumping that extra bass in my voice
Is Clarissa home S-sir?

Her dad: She's doing hw
What did you want me to tell her
Me: we usually just.. that's OK I got hw too
Dad:well alright *click*
Me:*throws away paper with backup script on it *

My man said the backup script. Thought I was the only one that actually made a phone script

 

[InDePickWest]

Missed thi travesty by like a year or two.

Myspace generation.


I just used to hit nikkas up on there.

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

The 80's and 90's were goat

A lot of thrills in life got lost once smart phones came into play.

The thrill of your parents catching you on the house phone got killed by cell phones.


The thrill of camping out in front of a girls house to sneak her out also got killed off by cell phones too

 

[Colicat]

What y'all know about scrolling through 30 calls to hit that delete so your parents don't see calls from a boy.

 

[shutterguy]

What y'all know about scrolling through 30 calls to hit that delete so your parents don't see calls from a boy.

you over here taking it back with that Caller ID box....

 

[GoPro]

Man I was a phone whore !!

I had my own line only cause it was the computer line . Plus my folks were never home so my line was lit !!!!

Only bad part was it was a one way so if I was on the line you get the busy signal

I had so many bytches till I got caught up


I don't know if y'all know but if you have a one way you can still get through to someone line by having the operator interrupt your call .

It's called line intercept I think .

A couple of my ex's did this while I was on the phone with another girl .

I always use to say it was an emergency and it was my cousin tryna get in touch

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T[/URL]hiefypoo Trill

 

[newworldafro]

The shenanigans of a three way call.






My man said the backup script. Thought I was the only one that actually made a phone script

Yall had scripts...??