They say that Jewish are the "Chosen People"

[Arianne Martell]

so if I convert to Judaism today, would that automatically make me part of God's chosen people?

 

[-G$-]

yes

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

Who cares, fukk everyone one of them

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

Correction. Jews call themselves the chosen ones

fukk jews

 

[no.]

jews actually don't encourage conversions. it's not a (openly) proselytizing religion.

 

[At30wecashout]

You can make up whatever you want, brehette. If you feel like typing a 200 page document of contrived reasons
why you are already a Jew, make it happen. Someone will believe it, and in a few years it will be a religion.

Thats pretty much how they all start.

 

[Arianne Martell]

yes

then everyone should sign up at a synagogue...cause I know Im going to hell...becoming Jewish is my last card

 

[Mowgli]

so if I convert to Judaism today, would that automatically make me part of God's chosen people?

God judges the heart so just saying ok I'm hebrew now is irrelevant if your don't act like one.

 

[CELL]

You can't be Jewish (religion) if you aren't Jewish by race.

I'm pretty sure you can only convert to what is essentially a diet Jew version of them.

 

[-G$-]

they everyone should sign up at a synagogue...cause I know Im going to hell...becoming Jewish is my last card

sounds like a well thought out plan

 

[Arianne Martell]

jews actually don't encourage conversions. it's not a (openly) proselytizing religion.

You can't be Jewish (religion) if you aren't Jewish by race.

I'm pretty sure you can only convert to what is essentially a diet Jew version of them.

say it ain't so...

 

[CELL]

say it ain't so...

You could always just lie and tell people you're Jewish

I'm pretty sure that's what most of Hollywood does, ever notice they're Jewish on their grandfathers side who lived in Poland in the 19th century or some shyt?

 

[(Lean Ambrose)]

I watched a video a couple months ago I was tipsy so I forget the name of it... Anyway there was a old white lady on a news station talking about todays jews and it went
Old lady: The jews today arent real jews
Reporter:Really? Even the ones in Israel?
Old lady: They arent even from there
Reporter:Really where are they from
Old lady: No they arent from there. They are from Europe. They arent real

 

[Arianne Martell]

You could always just lie and tell people you're Jewish

I'm pretty sure that's what most of Hollywood does

that's not going to put me on the heaven list, I'm just trying to be part of the chosen ones

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Correction. Jews call themselves the chosen ones

fukk jews

Christians say the same thing about the jews