They tried everything to kill Michael Myers and Jason Vorhees…

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Except the obvious…. Amputating their arms and legs. They won’t die, but they wouldn’t have been able to kill anyone. Common damn sense. Sharp objects, bullets and fire obviously didn’t work. So just cut their limbs off. :snoop:

Weren't both of them beheaded at some point?

Beheading > amputating limbs... these two ain't going NOWHERE.
 

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Except the obvious…. Amputating their arms and legs. They won’t die, but they wouldn’t have been able to kill anyone. Common damn sense. Sharp objects, bullets and fire obviously didn’t work. So just cut their limbs off. :snoop:
Michael had his head chopped off in H20.

Jason was chopped to pieces by young Tommy in Final Chapter.
 

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That wasn't Michael
That was the retcon for the horrible Resurrection movie that followed but when H20 was made they were not planning on doing any more movies and it was Michael who's head got chopped off by Laurie.

Which is why conversations like this are useless because whether Michael and Jason get dismembered or not there will always be some trash retcon in the next movie to make it like it never happened.
 

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Had Michael’s mask in the palm of their hands and resorted to cat and mouse games instead. These are his movies….Haddonfield is living in Michael’s world. You’re never getting the last laugh against the Shape.
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Could have sworn they blew Jason up with rocket launchers and the writers pulled some mcguffin that he was a demon that escaped... :beli: i was like that was some bullshyt
 

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Could have sworn they blew Jason up with rocket launchers and the writers pulled some mcguffin that he was a demon that escaped... :beli: i was like that was some bullshyt


The coroner ate his heart and then Jason went around trying to find a new body to grow out of.
 
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