Things I Wouldn't Wish On My Worst Enemy

[1/2OfDaBruinz]

Zipping your nuts up in some jeans

Getting a bad bytches number, and realizing the next day that you never locked it in your phone

Your Grandma walking in on you beating off

Being in jail without no commissary

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

shyt, if I ever have an enemy I wish them nothing but the worse

 

[Groanman]

fukking one of the Maury Povich bytches raw who's a thousand percent sure that you're the father.

"THEY GOT THE SAME URRS, MAURY!"

 

[PeridotPuss]

Aids

 

[craigsagersuit]

cancer