Things people texted you that made you delete their number with the quickness

[WhatsGoodTy]

Friend: any hookah bars in the state ?

Me: yeah

Friend: man you don't know shyt!

Deleted


Girl: I just did something bad

Me: what

Girl: I just did coke

Me: what the fukk

Her: it was just a little

Deleted


People crazy

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

"k"

 

[Jahmal]

My period is late. i think I may be pregnant

 

[Mac]

" wAz Up"
He was very articulate in normal conversation. So I was irritated at his typing style.

 

[Couth]

Dude called me a bytch in a text while simultaneously begging me for a favor.
Then kept texting days after the fact. Blocked his number.

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

"k"

Its worst when dudes text You it.

 

[ThisIsLife]

"How come you don't hit me up no more? Are you ignoring me?"

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

"Texting you again,because I don't think the first text sent"

 

[Arishok]

"Are you shaking your ass this weekend or just chilling"

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

"Are you shaking your ass this weekend or just chilling"

Care to go more in depth with this one

 

[Goombreh]

"Can i borrow 5 dollars?"

 

[Arishok]

Care to go more in depth with this one

It was a dude I had just met and that was what he texted me after 10 minutes of knowing me

 

[Yinny]

"Are you shaking your ass this weekend or just chilling"

You should've asked him if he was shaking his- when men get explicit and it's unwelcome/unsolicited I usually say really homoerotic things. Needless to say I don't get texts from neggas

 

[AtomicUse]

It was a dude I had just met and that was what he texted me after 10 minutes of knowing me

I don't see a problem with that.

He was being funny AND complementing you.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

"Can I borrow...."

*delete*



"I guess you're not talking to me..."

*delete*



"You should come to the club and come see me tonight"

*delete*




"I'm sorry man, I got you...."

*delete*

It was a dude I had just met and that was what he texted me after 10 minutes of knowing me

Damn... my fault