Things said on the coli that you'll never hear in real life.

[LA Fisher]

Most women don't prefer a guy who's 6 feet tall
"bed wench"

 

[DPresidential]

"bytch got pointy elbows"

When a person hears something they don't agree w/ Marcus Camby doesn't enter the room and go

Oddly enough the word "You're furious"

I've met few people w/ authentic IT Certs

I would love to get "Go to the store and buy expired condoms brehs" type of quotes outside, shyt would be so funny, the real world lost for this not being an actual trending joke]

Exposals of your regular social circles in real life

And last but not least...

"c00n"

 

[Don Dada F Poppa]

Get married brehs

I said this one time, got no laughs. Never said it again

 

[Rawtid]

Every damn thing.

 

[Thoughts]

"You're a CAC"

 

[Ricky Church]

Get married brehs

I said this one time, got no laughs. Never said it again

lol. you said it in mixed company and no one got it?

"You're a CAC"

I called a Cac a Cac to his face before.

he looked confused...he didn't know what it meant.

 

[Don Dada F Poppa]

lol. you said it in mixed company and no one got it?

Yea breh, said that shyt after my boy got finished talking about his old struggle relationship. Not even a chuckle, got all

 

[Thoughts]

lol. you said it in mixed company and no one got it?

I called a Cac a Cac to his face before.

he looked confused...he didn't know what it meant.

But I'm black though ...it's been proven and verified by video over and over and again ...but SOMEHOW when ever I say some radical shyt, I get a random that calls me a "CAC" and will swear on their mother's life I'm white.

 

[Air Game Rule]

To a random female you never met before: "what that thang smell like?"

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Get married brehs

I said this one time, got no laughs. Never said it again

My friends jock my Coli Grammar. Most sayings catch on

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Cac

 

[Ricky Church]

But I'm black though ...it's been proven and verified by video over and over and again ...but SOMEHOW when ever I say some radical shyt, I get a random that calls me a "CAC" and will swear on their mother's life I'm white.

ohh, I didn't know that was on-going trend involving you.

 

[LA Fisher]

I had my friends saying "bushes"

Friend: I had to toss homegirl in the bushes after she stood me up
Me: You sure you're not the one who got tossed in the bushes?
Friend:

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I called gangsta boo a bedwench n my husband was like what? I explained. I have never heard cac in real life but thats mostly cuz there is none around here.

 

[Steve Piffler]

hair hatted hooligan