Things that celebs are supposed to deal with that are actually weird in real life

[Hov]

I was thinking earlier about things that we get mad at celebrities for doing or not doing, that are actually strange and uncomfortable in real life.

As in, if someone did it to you, regular, a little money or actually famous, it would either take some getting used to, or you would punch someone in the mouth.

Like, someone dressing up like you and mocking how you walk or talk. We call it “parody” but I thought that I don’t think I could accept some lame person I never met coming up to me and mocking how I speak, and I’m supposed to laugh whether I think it’s funny or not.

Random photos taken of you, especially at your home. Man if someone was outside of my crib taking my picture, I would 1. Want to fight and 2. Never ever feel safe

Charity: not that they shouldn’t give, or that it’s not a Pr stunt more times than not, but sometimes I just see some bad shyt happen on TV and am focused on bad shyt happening in my life. But if I was forced to make a statement and also donate money, that would be tough.

Have thousands of people give you relationship advice on unrelated posts and events. That speaks for itself. Also…

Going through a bad breakup with millions of people knowing about it and watching how you walk and talk and act …sounds like torture

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

The Corey Holcombs of the world accusing you of being because your more successful than them or have actual Hollywood exposure.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

People knowing exactly how much you make to the decimal

Masses feeling like I have to answer to them when something in my personal life goes awry (i.e. Tiger Woods)

Damn near everyone around me having a motive, or not keeping it real w/ me

Because I have so much money, fame, job and a life people would probably kill for I can't have no bad days or days where I don't wanna do this shyt anymore because most people don't even know the half of what I gotta go thru

Not being able to go outside and go wherever I want

 

[Complexion]

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[Toe Jay Simpson]

People accusing you of being Illuminati when you tried to join and know them folks is

 

[tuckgod]

All celebrities practiced being a celebrity by themselves in their bedrooms for years like the weirdos that they are.

It’s hilarious and beautiful when you think about it.

These are the people nobody talked to in high school but they end up being worshipped like gods.

Everything that comes with it is what they signed up for, they probably even practiced how they would complain about it.

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

All celebrities practiced being a celebrity by themselves in their bedrooms for years like the weirdos that they are.

There have been tons of models, actresses that were discovered just off their face by a random casting agent or a powerful industry man trying to fukk while seeing them at a random Starbuck

There have also been sports players who were persuaded to play a sport late in life.

 

[rabbid]

PR training in general. Having your PR team on the other side of the camera miming so you know which questions to answer normally or give the Jimmy Fallon answer. The only way to maintain your popularity is by being as wholesome and homogeneous as possible.

 

[Yinny]

People invading your personal space demanding your time and attention, pictures, touches and whatever else

More modern times but people closely following and speculating on details of your life that have nothing to do with your work/what you’re selling to the public