Things you thought about sex that turned out to be wrong as you got older.

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  1. Scustin Bieburr

    Scustin Bieburr Baby baybee baybee UUUGH

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    1. Women want sex to last a really long time.
    I heard all kinds of jokes and things about men not lasting very long in bed and how that's a disappointment. I heard songs about doing it 'all night long' and things like that. In my experience they're usually ready for a 'break' in the action after about half an hour. And by 'break' they mean stop. Ive only met one woman who was freaky enough to keep going for over an hour and then ready to go again later.

    2. Women all want heavy meat.
    I've had women ask me to slow down, stop, or straight up say 'that hurts' during sex. Totally killed the momentum for me right when I was getting in the groove. Not every woman can take dikk and I don't even think I'm THAT big.

    3. Women can ride dikk forever.
    Maybe it's because I havent really messed with any women who run track or marathons, but the longest a woman has been able to stay on for me was probably 5 min, and then she got tired and wanted to switch positions.

    4. Women don't like giving head, and those who do it when you don't ask are amazing at it.
    Simply not true. I've only ever had 2 women who were actually really good at this. Most are so bad that I just ask them to stop and I thought maybe I just didn't like getting head until I met a freak who knew exactly what she was doing.

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    bourgeoisie tall freak Superstar

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    yo when i was in middle school, me and my friend were talking to this fast ass boy and he mentions doggystyle. we are like "ewwwww...ouchhhh" you doing her booty. he was like no duh, it's still vaginal just in a different position :ohhh::mjlol::snoop:
     
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  3. Gully Bull

    Gully Bull Love Sponge

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    @Luken @Tony D'Amato @5’11Behomoth

    this thread now bout them inches


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  4. You know damn well

    You know damn well Veteran

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    All that screaming in porn
     
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    papa surf Veteran Supporter

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    nothing…I grew up too fast and saw some things early :francis:
     
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  6. Tony D'Amato

    Tony D'Amato It's all about the inches

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    Whats your measurements?:jbhmm:

    Edit: no h0mo:unimpressed:
     
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  7. concise

    concise Vax That Thang Up

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    :dead:
     
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    Bruh

    :dame::mjlol::dame::scust:
     
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    Shadow King Quiet N***a Loud Choppa Supporter

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    I thought #4 was obvious, maybe not as a teenager but before we leave college age know this.

    #1 is the one I had to learn most.
     
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    I thought you was supposed to jack hammer the shyt off rip and often. Porn had me fukked up lmao. :yeshrug:
     
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    In for the comedy :russ:
     
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    p*ssy is p*ssy.

    They aren't all created equal .

    :whoo:
     
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    Charles Foster Breh Waxing Poetic

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    Sex all night isn't a thing. It might be 20-30 minutes if I bring my A-game and switch a few positions. 45 if we pulling some props out.

    These 90's RnB songs was lying like a mothafukka.

    The head thing @Scustin Bieburr mentioned. 9 outta 10 women can't give head, and I usually only want it to get me up...after 2 minutes just let me put it in cause you just wasting time.
     
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  14. Scustin Bieburr

    Scustin Bieburr Baby baybee baybee UUUGH

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    Why would you do this

    This thread about to go from Harlem to Atlanta :snoop:
     
  15. J.E.T.S

    J.E.T.S Lookahere mayne...

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    Tony D’homo killed the vibe quick.
     

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