This bytch farted in my car

ChrisDorner2

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she an old friend but still, what the fukk

we driving and she rolling my blunt and i get a real whiff of the booty-dust :scust:

it wasnt no "feminine" fart either, this was that fat-puerto-rican-uncle-named-tony type fart you feel me :scust:

like one you knew was gonna stink before you even released it cause it was sittin hot in ya stomach type shyt :scust:

bytch didnt even have the decency to roll down the window :scust:

bytch had the audacity to act like it didnt even happen :scust:

I just had to continue casual conversation just so it wouldnt be awkward. you know how hard it is to talk through a fart that isnt yours?

im never lettin that bytch in my ride ever again. stank booty ass hoe
 

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Im saying though...can we get a pic and an audio file of the fart :takedat:

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Just means she likes anal don't be so sensitive about it OP ...learn to take a hint :mjlol:

that's happen to me before at my house and I ended up putting it in her butt..social cues dude learn em
 

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Just means she likes anal don't be so sensitive about it OP ...learn to take a hint :mjlol:

that's happen to me before at my house and I ended up putting it in her butt..social cues dude learn em
yo thats weird as fukk u say that because she has fukked my homie before and he put it in her ass
 

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Woman farts in the car of a man named yung buttgetter, which is a very disturbing name....... Why should we give a fukk.
 
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