ThaRealness
Superstar
I rolled to the bar with my homie. We sittin right next to this cute chick. She got tights on and shyt. So I chat her up. Her name is Zoey or some shyt and shes writing an epic fantasy novel. I ask about the plot...
She says "It starts off with a girl in a village, whos being mistreated"
Me - "Right On"
Her - "Your not listening"
She's mad at me now.
She looks at me, but when I look at her she looks away frantically.
She asks me "Do you like to dance?"
"Yeah I guess so"
She starts talking about how she hates dancing and she's living in the 23rd century. I buy this girl a drink, she does not touch it for 20 minutes.
I ask her what year is it?... She says "I gotta look it up on my phone" and gets distracted.
She starts talking about how much she hates dancing again.
Finally this bytch finishes her drink. We make out for a while. I cop a feel on that ass, and walk her out to my car.
This girl can barely walk. I do not want to catch a rape charge
We get to her apartment and make out again. I clear off her bed, while she starts snacking on some chex mix. I come up from behind her and she yells "Piss offfffff" in a British accent.
I put my coat on and leave
This the type of girl who stares at the sun until she goes blind. Ive been with some strange hoes, but this girl was in a different galaxy. Ultimately I chose not to put my dikk in that galaxy
She says "It starts off with a girl in a village, whos being mistreated"
Me - "Right On"
Her - "Your not listening"
She's mad at me now.
She looks at me, but when I look at her she looks away frantically.
She asks me "Do you like to dance?"
"Yeah I guess so"
She starts talking about how she hates dancing and she's living in the 23rd century. I buy this girl a drink, she does not touch it for 20 minutes.
I ask her what year is it?... She says "I gotta look it up on my phone" and gets distracted.
She starts talking about how much she hates dancing again.
Finally this bytch finishes her drink. We make out for a while. I cop a feel on that ass, and walk her out to my car.
This girl can barely walk. I do not want to catch a rape charge
We get to her apartment and make out again. I clear off her bed, while she starts snacking on some chex mix. I come up from behind her and she yells "Piss offfffff" in a British accent.
I put my coat on and leave
This the type of girl who stares at the sun until she goes blind. Ive been with some strange hoes, but this girl was in a different galaxy. Ultimately I chose not to put my dikk in that galaxy
correct move
make moves on a drunk bytch while she snacking on chex mix brehs
