this chick who put me on frendship zone status..

[Malcolmxxx_23]

shes been ignoring my text for the last 3 days after our first date

so couple of days ago i send her a text pretending to be someone else saying " hey___(malc) is recovering from a violent car accident..please keep him in your prayers"
and this bytch wrote back saying " omg what happened. iz he okay?"















i finnally told her that im recovering and released from the hospital

we going back and forth texting..using the my accident to get in them panties ....we gonna meet soon to catch up




now i gotta walk around pretending that i severly broke my anke when we go out again :D





this time ama smash of the strength of her feeling guilty

 

[BrothaZay]

 

[Assata Shakur]

Go suck a horse dikk

 

[Ashley Banks]

That's not cool.

 

[Chief]

She saw the bytch in you

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

bish is fine as fukk...

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

That's not cool.

this might work

 

[SquirtleSwag]

Well played.

 

[Kap Kapperson]

bish is fine as fukk...

pics or *

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

shes been ignoring my text for the last 3 days after our first date

so couple of days ago i send her a text pretending to be someone else saying " hey___(malc) is recovering from a violent car accident..please keep him in your prayers"
and this bytch wrote back saying " omg what happened. iz he okay?"





i finnally told her that im recovering and released from the hospital

we going back and forth texting..using the my accident to get in them panties ....we gonna meet soon to catch up




now i gotta walk around pretending that i severly broke my anke when we go out again :D





this time ama smash of the strength of her feeling guilty

nikka, this shyt was so unpimpish

 

[PhonZhi]

wow nikkaz faking car accidents to get out the friend zone now?? damn

 

[ROFL_GUY]

move on....

shes already labeled you a lil bytch since you were to nice


im guessing your the dude she whines to about guys and her relationships...

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

move on....

shes already labeled you a lil bytch since you were to nice


im guessing your the dude she whines to about guys and her relationships...

dont matter..im trying to smash and dash

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

dont matter..im trying to smash and dash

I don't know if you're serious or but don't be telling these super lies to smash ho's. It's some crazy bytches out here that will flip the fukk out. I learned my lesson at a young age that you gotta be honest with these ho's. I ain't talking lil white lies, but you OD'ing right now b

 

[HabitualLineSteppa]

Dirty macking like a mafukka Malc...Your better than this breh