This dude took dating advice from Brehs on the Coli

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How you king of the jungle and can’t slide in on your main when you want. Then cried like a lil bytch :gucci:

That was his side p*ssy. She was mad because she didn’t get a Valentine’s Day gift
 

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That lioness prolly got a dude on the side if she ain't letting her main hit whenever he wants, at least according to coli pimps :pachaha:
 

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So, he thinks he can take another lioness out on a long stroll, have a prime dinner of fresh tender zebra that he caught/prepared/served to her under beautiful willow trees, watch the sunset while relaxing in a river and having meaningful conversation filled with purrs & roars, introduce her to the pride with pride, then escort her to her den safely from the wolves, & kiss her paw.

After his date he wants to go over there at 5:30am to get some with no convo/not responding to her mating calls earlier in the day/no foreplay or even a offer of her favorite possum :martin:

Yes, beat that ass to a pulp and send his hide to his little precious lioness. Hmmmph.
 

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Sometimes you gotta sneak up on her and bite that ass :manny:






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Was he crying after? I can't breath. :heartattack: lol

Other than maybe apes, cats are the ultimate trolls in the animal world.



Yo you can tell the tiger was having a good ass dream. He/shd was mad as fukk. lol
 

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lioness reacted this way because that lion looked like one of them down-low lions....its a$$hole was gaping :scust::dame:
 
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